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View Poll Results: Jesus or Satan?
Jesus 8 57.14%
Satan 6 42.86%
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Old 11-14-2017, 01:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well finally, a thread that can't possibly get heated

Well, I'm an agnostic so I'm not exactly a Christian. But Satan isn't very nice, is he?

So I'll go with the obvious choice, Zuul, the gatekeeper of Gozer.
Yeah he was great with that Italian Serie A side ... oh wait: you said GATEkeeper, not GOALkeeper. My mistake.
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This is hands down your worst thread, TH.
You just don't like fun.
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Satan cause he has the cooler name(s).
Then vote, bitch. Your boy is getting trashed.
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great signing for City imo, will be a stud for Brazil for years to come. will vote for him as well.
I'm just waiting for the inevitable headline when he saves an important game for City...
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jesus

why jesus gotta be blue?

and the devil red?
Cos Jesus is a Democrat, obv, and Satan is head of the GOP.
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Old 11-14-2017, 01:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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or when he comes back from a scoreless drought to score

“JESUS RISES AGAIN!”

i have a hard time with the american parties and their colours because it’s the opposite in canada. liberals are red and conservatives are blue.
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Old 11-14-2017, 01:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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or when he comes back from a scoreless drought to score

“JESUS RISES AGAIN!”
I'll be happy with JESUS! CITY WIN! or something. Pity he ain't a keeper, then we could use that old joke JESUS SAVES! (But Kane scores on the rebound)
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i'll be happy with jesus! City win! Or something. Pity he ain't a keeper, then we could use that old joke jesus saves! (but kane scores on the rebound)
“jesus, the savior of manchester!”
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great signing for City imo, will be a stud for Brazil for years to come. will vote for him as well.
Wonder how he will do at the World Cup next year.

I don't think he will start for Brazil but he could make the bench.
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You just don't like fun.
Does this thread count as fun?
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Wonder how he will do at the World Cup next year.

I don't think he will start for Brazil but he could make the bench.
atm he’s looking better than he is because he plays in the best system in England with guys like KDB and Aguero setting him for tap-ins. as he develops his skill he will be great though, imagine Neymar - Jesus - Willian/Costa/Coutinho in 2-3 years. Casemiro, Ederson, Alex Sandro, Marquinhos, Bobby Firmino elsewhere. will be great.
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