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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1894410)

Well finally, a thread that can't possibly get heated :rolleyes:

Well, I'm an agnostic so I'm not exactly a Christian. But Satan isn't very nice, is he?

So I'll go with the obvious choice, Zuul, the gatekeeper of Gozer.

Yeah he was great with that Italian Serie A side ... oh wait: you said GATEkeeper, not GOALkeeper. My mistake.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1894406)

This is hands down your worst thread, TH.

You just don't like fun.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1894415)

Satan cause he has the cooler name(s).

Then vote, bitch. Your boy is getting trashed.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1894424)

great signing for City imo, will be a stud for Brazil for years to come. will vote for him as well.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable headline when he saves an important game for City... :D

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1894433)

jesus

why jesus gotta be blue?

and the devil red?

Cos Jesus is a Democrat, obv, and Satan is head of the GOP.

or when he comes back from a scoreless drought to score

“JESUS RISES AGAIN!”

i have a hard time with the american parties and their colours because it’s the opposite in canada. liberals are red and conservatives are blue.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1894452)

or when he comes back from a scoreless drought to score

“JESUS RISES AGAIN!”

I'll be happy with JESUS! CITY WIN! or something. Pity he ain't a keeper, then we could use that old joke JESUS SAVES! (But Kane scores on the rebound)

No anal beads? Threads gets a 0/10.

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1894455)

No anal beads? Threads gets a 0/10.

No anal beads.

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Originally Posted by trollheart (Post 1894454)

i'll be happy with jesus! City win! Or something. Pity he ain't a keeper, then we could use that old joke jesus saves! (but kane scores on the rebound)

“jesus, the savior of manchester!” :D

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1894412)

I vote for Smeenus.

Vote GOAT@!

The future is now.
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1894424)

great signing for City imo, will be a stud for Brazil for years to come. will vote for him as well.

Wonder how he will do at the World Cup next year.

I don't think he will start for Brazil but he could make the bench.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1894451)

You just don't like fun.

Does this thread count as fun?

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1894464)

Wonder how he will do at the World Cup next year.

I don't think he will start for Brazil but he could make the bench.

atm he’s looking better than he is because he plays in the best system in England with guys like KDB and Aguero setting him for tap-ins. as he develops his skill he will be great though, imagine Neymar - Jesus - Willian/Costa/Coutinho in 2-3 years. Casemiro, Ederson, Alex Sandro, Marquinhos, Bobby Firmino elsewhere. will be great.