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Frownland 08-09-2017 10:21 PM
Predict the Future
 
It's simple, just describe an event you predict to happen and the year it will happen in.

2027: Riff Raff receives an Oscar for his role as Chokey in the film "War Is Always Necessary But Sometimes It Makes Our Soldiers Sad."

The Batlord 08-09-2017 10:26 PM
2018: Frownland poops an Event Horizon.

GuD 08-09-2017 10:27 PM
2021

idie.

Frownland 08-09-2017 11:11 PM
2019: neural imaging reveals that dogs are bigger *******s than cats.

Lucem Ferre 08-09-2017 11:32 PM
2019: Lucem Ferre dies.

The Batlord 08-09-2017 11:41 PM
2020: The Batlord dies at 34, having outlived his nemesis.

Lucem Ferre 08-09-2017 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863394)
2020: The Batlord dies at 34, having outlived his nemesis.
At least I get the irony of not living to see 2020.

Frownland 08-10-2017 12:19 AM
4389: Sun Ra makes his debut performance on the Sun.

Lucem Ferre 08-10-2017 12:30 AM
2018: Frownland releases music.

RoxyRollah 08-10-2017 07:05 AM
You guys suck at this.... Question the oracle.

Zhanteimi 08-10-2017 08:21 AM
Just before midnight, December 9th, 2034: I die in my sleep with a belly full of The Balvenie whiskey.

Janszoon 08-10-2017 09:09 AM
Some sports team is definitely going to win some kind of championship sometime in the future and some people are going to be really excited about it.

djchameleon 08-10-2017 09:20 AM
I just need lotto numbers and I have yet to see them predicted. Someone get on that.

Neapolitan 08-10-2017 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1863434)
Some sports team is definitely going to win some kind of championship sometime in the future and some people are going to be really excited about it.
Here's a prediction for you that you can count on every single year, some Philadelphia team will either end up in the basement of their division or make it to post season just to loose.

Chiomara 08-10-2017 12:03 PM
2037: All is quiet in middle America. They are all sound asleep in their Costco Rejuvenation Pods. Soon, district manager Grimwald Crumplebutt will lumber down the hall on his mechanical legs, waking them with the press of a button. The pod doors whirr and fly open; it is 4 am. Their dreams are grey, fuzzy and faraway. It is an exciting day today; a lucky few will be selected to visit the Enrichment Room and view an old film fragment from the forbidden Old Earth archives.

Frownland 08-10-2017 12:08 PM
2069: Everybody continues to tell a joke that was already old by mid-2068.

Chiomara 08-10-2017 12:33 PM
2018: Multiple famous reality TV stars and conspiracy talk show personalities are revealed to be performance artists who simply got a bit too carried away while doing research for their master's thesis. Soon after the reveal, Alex Jones was allegedly discovered hyperventilating and growling in front of the mirror in a Cheesecake Factory restroom; the custodian reports being strangled by Mr. Jones as he screamed and sobbed, "Who am I?? Who am I?!?" before stripping naked and fleeing out of the building and into the woods.

Plankton 08-10-2017 01:17 PM
In exactly 43 minutes, Plankton will walk out the door from his office and go home.

Blue Hawk 08-10-2017 01:56 PM
2018: Music banter becomes most popular forum on the internet.

The Batlord 08-10-2017 02:02 PM
2018.1: The Batlord leaves Music Banter.

Plankton 08-10-2017 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1863490)
In exactly 43 minutes, Plankton will walk out the door from his office and go home.
Planktradamus

Janszoon 08-10-2017 04:03 PM
Plankton will eat dinner.

Trollheart 08-10-2017 05:48 PM
Dinner will eat Plankton. He'll die with the most surprised look on his face. :laughing:

Trollheart 08-10-2017 07:24 PM
2024: Unable to seek election for a third term, President Trump uses secret black ops CIA tech to have his head and brain melded to the body of a super-strong gigantic fighting robot, abolishes the Constitution, declares himself not only President for Life of the USA, but also of the World. And so begins a new, dark chapter in the history of Man.

The Batlord 08-10-2017 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863551)
2024: Unable to seek election for a third term, President Trump uses secret black ops CIA tech to have his head and brain melded to the body of a super-strong gigantic fighting robot, abolishes the Constitution, declares himself not only President for Life of the USA, but also of the World. And so begins a new, dark chapter in the history of Man.
https://media.giphy.com/media/6qdRhSVTXTQk0/giphy.gif

Zhanteimi 08-11-2017 12:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863551)
2024: Unable to seek election for a third term, President Trump uses secret black ops CIA tech to have his head and brain melded to the body of a super-strong gigantic fighting robot, abolishes the Constitution, declares himself not only President for Life of the USA, but also of the World. And so begins a new, dark chapter in the history of Man.
That's exactly what conservatives said about Obama.

Plankton 08-11-2017 07:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1863519)
Plankton will eat dinner.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863531)
Dinner will eat Plankton. He'll die with the most surprised look on his face. :laughing:
http://i.imgur.com/X1MMfYO.jpg

Trollheart 08-11-2017 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863556)
I really don't understand what this gif is meant to convey, but whatevs.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1863608)
That's exactly what conservatives said about Obama.
Yeah, and now look at what we have: a rampant ex-president who can't control his enormous mechanical body, wreaking havoc across the USA every day. And we STILL don't know for sure if he's American! Bloody robot presidents! :rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1863639)
That is disturbing on just about every level I can think of, and many which have yet to be considered.
:shycouch:
Tell me when it's gone.

The Batlord 08-11-2017 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863717)
I really don't understand what this gif is meant to convey, but whatevs.
You know what you did, you joke thief.

Trollheart 08-11-2017 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863720)
You know what you did, you joke thief.
No entender.
(shrug)
Oh wait: that was Mom, wasn't it? So, Robo-Nixon eh? Yeah, well, **** off. :)

The Batlord 08-11-2017 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863728)
No entender.
(shrug)
Oh wait: that was Mom, wasn't it? So, Robo-Nixon eh? Yeah, well, **** off. :)
What?

Trollheart 08-11-2017 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863730)
What?
Well if you don't mean that, what do you mean? Where did I steal it from? Not that I care, but my interest has been piqued.

The Batlord 08-11-2017 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863762)
Well if you don't mean that, what do you mean? Where did I steal it from? Not that I care, but my interest has been piqued.
No I mean apart from Robo-Nixon your post is unintelligible. And you know you stole that Trump joke from me.

Trollheart 08-11-2017 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863764)
No I mean apart from Robo-Nixon your post is unintelligible. And you know you stole that Trump joke from me.
Guess you're drunker than usual then. If I stole it from anywhere it was from that. Get over yourself.

You really want me to "translate" my post? You really can't understand it?

The Batlord 08-11-2017 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863765)
Guess you're drunker than usual then. If I stole it from anywhere it was from that. Get over yourself.

[You really want me to "translate" my post? You really can't understand it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863551)
2024: Unable to seek election for a third term, President Trump uses secret black ops CIA tech to have his head and brain melded to the body of a super-strong gigantic fighting robot, abolishes the Constitution, declares himself not only President for Life of the USA, but also of the World. And so begins a new, dark chapter in the history of Man.
Four days ago...

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863208)
Right off the bat the first two sentences makes me glad I have the privilege of living in Trump's glorious America. Apparently all you need to do to incur the wrath of this brave blue world is not be half-dead. I first assumed the dude in wrist sweatbands and combat boots was running from a cholera epidemic down the street, but the second panel informs us that he's worried about "Street Surgeons". The two-way police terminal, complete with unnerving eye logo and bootleg 1984 slogan, from which he seeks help is not impressed however, as it ain't messin' wit no broke niggas. And so... wait, holy ****! "Street Surgeons" isn't some bull**** name! Not at all! THEY GOT MEDICAL EQUIPMENT!!! Or at least I think that's medical equipment, although I don't know what a real surgeon would do with serrated scalpels. I guess that's what they use on people without health insurance in this world. Maybe this is Trump's America and he's a head in a jar on top of a robot ruling the country with a literal iron fist?

Trollheart 08-11-2017 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863768)
Four days ago...
Well **** me backwards! And I can't even say I didn't read it, cos I did. My bad, dude. Musta been some subliminal thing. So-rry.
:shycouch:

Oriphiel 08-11-2017 04:57 PM
#TrollheartGate2017

The Batlord 08-11-2017 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863775)
Well **** me backwards! And I can't even say I didn't read it, cos I did. My bad, dude. Musta been some subliminal thing. So-rry.
:shycouch:
My satisfaction comes only from making your life more difficult.

Trollheart 08-11-2017 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863778)
My satisfaction comes only from making your life more difficult.
I'm a 54-year old man who has never had a girlfriend, has no real friends left, doesn't drink or smoke, is a frustrated novelist, worked for almost 30 years and then quit that job (the only one I ever had) to care for my sister 24/7/365, going from earning approx 2 grand a month to surviving on less than 850. Something like this doesn't even scratch the surface, believe me.

The Batlord 08-11-2017 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863780)
I'm a 54-year old man who has never had a girlfriend, has no real friends left, doesn't drink or smoke, is a frustrated novelist, worked for almost 30 years and then quit that job (the only one I ever had) to care for my sister 24/7/365, going from earning approx 2 grand a month to surviving on less than 850. Something like this doesn't even scratch the surface, believe me.
At least two of those things were my doing. What now?


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