Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863728)

No entender.
(shrug)
Oh wait: that was Mom, wasn't it? So, Robo-Nixon eh? Yeah, well, **** off. :)

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863730)

What?

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863762)

Well if you don't mean that, what do you mean? Where did I steal it from? Not that I care, but my interest has been piqued.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863764)

No I mean apart from Robo-Nixon your post is unintelligible. And you know you stole that Trump joke from me.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863765)

Guess you're drunker than usual then. If I stole it from anywhere it was from that. Get over yourself.

[You really want me to "translate" my post? You really can't understand it?

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863551)

2024: Unable to seek election for a third term, President Trump uses secret black ops CIA tech to have his head and brain melded to the body of a super-strong gigantic fighting robot, abolishes the Constitution, declares himself not only President for Life of the USA, but also of the World. And so begins a new, dark chapter in the history of Man.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863208)

Right off the bat the first two sentences makes me glad I have the privilege of living in Trump's glorious America. Apparently all you need to do to incur the wrath of this brave blue world is not be half-dead. I first assumed the dude in wrist sweatbands and combat boots was running from a cholera epidemic down the street, but the second panel informs us that he's worried about "Street Surgeons". The two-way police terminal, complete with unnerving eye logo and bootleg 1984 slogan, from which he seeks help is not impressed however, as it ain't messin' wit no broke niggas. And so... wait, holy ****! "Street Surgeons" isn't some bull**** name! Not at all! THEY GOT MEDICAL EQUIPMENT!!! Or at least I think that's medical equipment, although I don't know what a real surgeon would do with serrated scalpels. I guess that's what they use on people without health insurance in this world. Maybe this is Trump's America and he's a head in a jar on top of a robot ruling the country with a literal iron fist?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863768)

Four days ago...

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863775)

Well **** me backwards! And I can't even say I didn't read it, cos I did. My bad, dude. Musta been some subliminal thing. So-rry.
:shycouch:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1863778)

My satisfaction comes only from making your life more difficult.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1863780)

I'm a 54-year old man who has never had a girlfriend, has no real friends left, doesn't drink or smoke, is a frustrated novelist, worked for almost 30 years and then quit that job (the only one I ever had) to care for my sister 24/7/365, going from earning approx 2 grand a month to surviving on less than 850. Something like this doesn't even scratch the surface, believe me.