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Old 08-07-2017, 08:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default You're not the true Chula Vista, until...
1. ... you rave on about Led Zeppelin.
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2. You post photos of your family.
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Old 08-07-2017, 08:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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