The Punishment Zone

Chiomara · 08-01-2017, 11:14 PM

Please put all of your horrible videos here; let us bask in their awfulness. (Including but not limited to: ancient AMVs with baffling song choices, infomercials, incomprehensible memes in video form, painfully un-self-aware 90s dating advice videos, extremely low-budget music videos with too many mullets, clips from obscure christian children's shows centered around puppets, etc. etc.)

This is similar to another one that used to be on the Everything Is Terrible blog that I've been searching for desperately (another 90s dating advice video)-- there's one part where this guy says something like "She thought my wardrobe was drab... SO I BOUGHT FIVE RED SHIRTS!" Do let me know if you happen to remember the name of it.

This one made me laugh deliriously because a Chelsea Wolfe song is the last thing I'd ever expect to hear in a Cinderella/The Hunchback of Notre Dame crossover music video. (Aside from maybe Swans or something)

Neapolitan · 08-01-2017, 11:57 PM

John C Riley goes full-circle, it's so bad it's good.
On the Spot With Bobby J | Check It Out! With Dr Steve Brule

The visual effects:
Roland MC 303 Promo Video

The background music:
How To Use Oil Pastels (Made Easy)

Chiomara · 08-02-2017, 10:20 AM

I was going to post Steve Brule/Tim & Eric too but there's simply too many horrible things to choose from.

rostasi · 08-02-2017, 10:25 AM

They have absolutely no idea what they're singing about -
just that it has the word Jeeebus in it. "A modern spiritual"!

The Batlord · 08-02-2017, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara

1. Why is the little black boy's name "Jomo"? Is his backstory that he's "fresh off the boat"?

2. I like that the girl looks like she's about to kill herself and the correct response apparently is to sing an obnoxious and vaguely disturbing song about Jesus and they're not even singing TO HER.

Chiomara · 08-02-2017, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

1. Why is the little black boy's name "Jomo"? Is his backstory that he's "fresh off the boat"?

2. I like that the girl looks like she's about to kill herself and the correct response apparently is to sing an obnoxious and vaguely disturbing song about Jesus and they're not even singing TO HER.

The song is clearly meant to evoke a paralyzing hypnotic trance; she is not allowed to kill herself or ever leave the Jesus bunker. All the children who tried to leave were turned into puppets, you see, so that it can be happy jesus song time forever and ever.

Blue Hawk · 08-02-2017, 12:45 PM

This thread is so godless.

The Batlord · 08-02-2017, 12:51 PM

And the Swiss Cheesus literally gives me the creeps.

Trollheart · 08-02-2017, 03:09 PM

And here was I getting all excited, expecting a BDSM thread....

Chiomara · 08-02-2017, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

And here was I getting all excited, expecting a BDSM thread....

I'll make that one too eventually.

I tried to find this one video from the early 90s warning against the dangers of BDSM, the occult, and Dungeons & Dragons but I found this instead:

I had to stop watching after 45 seconds; it was just too much.

08-01-2017, 11:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	The Punishment Zone Please put all of your horrible videos here; let us bask in their awfulness. (Including but not limited to: ancient AMVs with baffling song choices, infomercials, incomprehensible memes in video form, painfully un-self-aware 90s dating advice videos, extremely low-budget music videos with too many mullets, clips from obscure christian children's shows centered around puppets, etc. etc.) This is similar to another one that used to be on the Everything Is Terrible blog that I've been searching for desperately (another 90s dating advice video)-- there's one part where this guy says something like "She thought my wardrobe was drab... SO I BOUGHT FIVE RED SHIRTS!" Do let me know if you happen to remember the name of it. This one made me laugh deliriously because a Chelsea Wolfe song is the last thing I'd ever expect to hear in a Cinderella/The Hunchback of Notre Dame crossover music video. (Aside from maybe Swans or something) __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

08-02-2017, 10:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I was going to post Steve Brule/Tim & Eric too but there's simply too many horrible things to choose from. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify Last edited by Chiomara; 08-02-2017 at 10:26 AM.

08-02-2017, 12:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Blue Hawk Rude gentleman Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 685	This thread is so godless. __________________ Eliminate the right, eliminate the wrong, eliminate the weak, eliminate the strong.

08-02-2017, 03:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	And here was I getting all excited, expecting a BDSM thread.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-02-2017, 10:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	They have absolutely no idea what they're singing about - just that it has the word Jeeebus in it. "A modern spiritual"!