The Reanimator/Homeward Bound Mashup Contest

Oriphiel · 07-30-2017, 04:30 PM

Okay you guys, I need a mashup of The Reanimator and Homeward Bound. Each user can submit seventy videos, and the winner gets a pear gruyere pie.

The Rules

1. Everyone can enter except for norg.
2. Don't put any watermarks on your work, it makes the mashups harder to steal.
3. You can only use music from my approved list of songs (see below).
4. Every time a video is submitted, Trollheart must make three (3) shitty puns.
5. Seventy vids per user. I'm serious, you guise.
6. All male members who participate must be eating pineapple when they make their mashup(s).
7. All female members who participate must be wearing a kenny loggins t-shirt when they make their mashup(s).
8. By entering, all users who participate concede that Jguy and the furry hedgemony are their lord and master.

Songs That You May Use:

1. Oleo Margarine - The Warner Brothers

OKAY NOW GET TO WORK

grindy · 07-30-2017, 04:34 PM

Goddammit, I just ate all the pineapple I had left.

Oriphiel · 07-30-2017, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

Goddammit, I just ate all the pineapple I had left.

I'm sorry, but YOU MUST BE EATING PINEAPPLE, NO EXCEPTIONS.

grindy · 07-30-2017, 04:36 PM

I know. It's clearly stated in the rules.
I'm not some kind of anarchist.

The Batlord · 07-30-2017, 04:41 PM

How many sex scenes are in Reanimator? I wanna make a bestiality video.

Oriphiel · 07-30-2017, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

How many sex scenes are in Reanimator? I wanna make a bestiality video.

I think there's one near the start, and then later a decapitated head eats a girl out.

Lucem Ferre · 07-30-2017, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I think there's one near the start, and then later a decapitated head eats a girl out.

First true, second not so true.

I think there is one sex scene and it wasn't really a sex scene it was an after sex scene.

The Batlord · 07-30-2017, 04:48 PM

I can work with that.

**Janszoon** · 07-30-2017, 07:32 PM

Are we talking Homeward Bound from 60s or Homeward Bound from the 90s?

Trollheart · 07-30-2017, 07:33 PM

But I hate pineapple!

How about mango?

Three ****ty puns, eh? Better get started then. Ahem:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I think there's one near the start, and then later a decapitated head eats a girl out.

So she gives head, huh?

Hungry hungry head?

Some girls will bone anything!

Howzat? Also, do you have to be Russian to enter this competition? I am prepared to relocate if necessary, but only as far as Ballymun (it's as close to Russia as you're gonna get in Ireland). I would relocate to the Russian embassy, but they closed it in annoyance four years ago after we kept nicking all their vodka...

07-30-2017, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	The Reanimator/Homeward Bound Mashup Contest Okay you guys, I need a mashup of The Reanimator and Homeward Bound. Each user can submit seventy videos, and the winner gets a pear gruyere pie. The Rules 1. Everyone can enter except for norg. 2. Don't put any watermarks on your work, it makes the mashups harder to steal. 3. You can only use music from my approved list of songs (see below). 4. Every time a video is submitted, Trollheart must make three (3) shitty puns. 5. Seventy vids per user. I'm serious, you guise. 6. All male members who participate must be eating pineapple when they make their mashup(s). 7. All female members who participate must be wearing a kenny loggins t-shirt when they make their mashup(s). 8. By entering, all users who participate concede that Jguy and the furry hedgemony are their lord and master. Songs That You May Use: 1. Oleo Margarine - The Warner Brothers OKAY NOW GET TO WORK __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

07-30-2017, 04:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Goddammit, I just ate all the pineapple I had left. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

07-30-2017, 04:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I know. It's clearly stated in the rules. I'm not some kind of anarchist. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

07-30-2017, 07:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Are we talking Homeward Bound from 60s or Homeward Bound from the 90s? __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm