The Reanimator/Homeward Bound Mashup Contest
 

Okay you guys, I need a mashup of The Reanimator and Homeward Bound. Each user can submit seventy videos, and the winner gets a pear gruyere pie.

The Rules

1. Everyone can enter except for norg.
2. Don't put any watermarks on your work, it makes the mashups harder to steal.
3. You can only use music from my approved list of songs (see below).
4. Every time a video is submitted, Trollheart must make three (3) shitty puns.
5. Seventy vids per user. I'm serious, you guise.
6. All male members who participate must be eating pineapple when they make their mashup(s).
7. All female members who participate must be wearing a kenny loggins t-shirt when they make their mashup(s).
8. By entering, all users who participate concede that Jguy and the furry hedgemony are their lord and master.

Songs That You May Use:

1. Oleo Margarine - The Warner Brothers

OKAY NOW GET TO WORK

Goddammit, I just ate all the pineapple I had left.

I'm sorry, but YOU MUST BE EATING PINEAPPLE, NO EXCEPTIONS.

I know. It's clearly stated in the rules.
I'm not some kind of anarchist.

How many sex scenes are in Reanimator? I wanna make a bestiality video.

I think there's one near the start, and then later a decapitated head eats a girl out.

I can work with that.

Are we talking Homeward Bound from 60s or Homeward Bound from the 90s?

But I hate pineapple! :( How about mango?

Three ****ty puns, eh? Better get started then. Ahem:

So she gives head, huh?

Hungry hungry head?

Some girls will bone anything!

Howzat? Also, do you have to be Russian to enter this competition? I am prepared to relocate if necessary, but only as far as Ballymun (it's as close to Russia as you're gonna get in Ireland). I would relocate to the Russian embassy, but they closed it in annoyance four years ago after we kept nicking all their vodka...
:shycouch: :beer:

Does the bone pun revolve around skulls? Otherwise it makes no sense. Doesn't make any sense anyway actually.