Toilet Paper: Undershot or Overshot?
 

Overshot because I'm not insane.

I drag my arse along the floor like a dog, but voted for undershot because I think that's the closest to this.

monkey usually does the job for me so you'd have to go with his answer i guess

Like I get that people with cats don't want them unrolling the whole roll, but what about when you want to play with it? Do you just switch it around every time? **** that.

So rightshot or leftshot?

Doesn't matter. I just plop my butthole down on top of it and slowly get back up while gently releasing my clenched butt cheeks. Changing the roll sucks.

Order has been restored.

Savages the lot of you.

"Over" seems more ergonomic, while "under" seems counter-intuitive.

Whenever I see overshot toilet paper in someone's house I always know, or already knew, that they're low-class trash. And that's coming from me.

What's wrong or trashy about making wiping your ass way easier?

Whenever I am in a hotel they always have the TP "over" and they fold the first sheet into a triangle. Now that is what I call "class!"

Repulsive.

My friend said I got **** on his toilet seat from looking at the used TP. I was like of course I check the TP. I keep wiping until it comes up clean. How the **** else would you know if you've got the **** off your ass? I'm stunned to learn some people don't do this. Please discuss.

PS Some people don't even check their turds? The quality of my turd practicality defines the day.

After enough practice I generally know but still check about half of the time. I wish bidets were ubiquitous in the states tbh, that shit makes shitting so easy. Plus, if that dude brought it up, that's probably because he knows about the consequences of checking your work.

Anyway, Batlord, please give me the low down on why I should stop making wiping my ass so easy that Richard Dawkins has to do research on why that's scientifically wrong.

In addition to bidets, I think more homes should have baby wipes by the toilet too.

The Daily Mail is such bull****. Plus I think that the extra rolling motion would make it use more TP.

Overshot is correct. Undershot could bring about the downfall of the planet. Think about how much further you have to reach to get some paper when it's undershot. It may not seem like much but that's extra energy you have to exert, times that by several billion people and you get 3.7 mega****loads of extra energy exerted per day. To supply that energy people need to eat more - an extra 23.867 megaultra****loads of land needs to be cleared to supply all of that extra food. So there, scientific proof.

Also as Neo correctly pointed out, those little folded triangles are pretty awesome.

No, undershot says class. There's a reason you need to fold overshot into a triangle. Cause it looks like ****. Undershot doesn't need to rely on gimmicks to be stylish.

Because it hides like an insecure little bitch. At least overshot acts like a big, confident bitch.

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I hope you have babies with flippers, you white trash hillbilly **** mother ****er.

Baby bottle full of Velveeta up in this bitch.

The thing that pisses me off is that Velveeta is good for babies, but Chris is potentially endangering his baby by ironically giving it a substance he hasn't properly vetted.

Look, you can make up stupid ass reasons to pretend that you're classy and it might fool your friends but we ain't no fools here at MB. Why don't you go have some dip, you pigfuxker.

I prefer over, though I do not own a cat.

Baby wipes are actually a huge pain in the ass for water treatment facilities, and do not breakdown the way the packaging suggests. I'm still guilty of using them, cause I like having a clean butt.

They should breed a fish that thrives on packaging of all types and feed it back to people so that they wipe the wipes off of their asses that are largely made up of asswipe molecules. Maybe at that point my theory that everything is **** will be absolutely accurate.

You know what you can do with an undershot TP roll when you're bored on the toilet? Spin it. Do it. Tell me it isn't the ****. So to speak.

So would you consider a toilet classier if it had a fidget spinner at close range?

You ****ing animal, I hope you drown in fresh sewage and swallow some of it.

Over.
What kind of awful human being would choose under?

Why do you even bother with a ****ing roller? I just put the package of toilet paper next to the toilet and keep one roll on the tank. Rollers are yuppie bull****. A bunch of work for nothing. And yes, bidets are great. They help with piles, too. I wish I had bidet money.

I rarely notice or pay attention to what other people do but i've always defaulted to under.

Everything on a roller (toilet paper, paper towels, etc.)
depends on its height in relation to your reach, so there
is no "correct" answer.

Welcome to the family, son.

I use the three shells.

I could never figure out how to use those.