Toilet Paper: Undershot or Overshot?
 

Overshot because I'm not insane.

I drag my arse along the floor like a dog, but voted for undershot because I think that's the closest to this.

monkey usually does the job for me so you'd have to go with his answer i guess

Like I get that people with cats don't want them unrolling the whole roll, but what about when you want to play with it? Do you just switch it around every time? **** that.

So rightshot or leftshot?

Doesn't matter. I just plop my butthole down on top of it and slowly get back up while gently releasing my clenched butt cheeks. Changing the roll sucks.

Order has been restored.

Savages the lot of you.