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View Poll Results: Undershot or Overshot?
Undershot 7 41.18%
Overshot 10 58.82%
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:42 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Look, you can make up stupid ass reasons to pretend that you're classy and it might fool your friends but we ain't no fools here at MB. Why don't you go have some dip, you pigfuxker.
You know what you can do with an undershot TP roll when you're bored on the toilet? Spin it. Do it. Tell me it isn't the ****. So to speak.
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:45 PM   #32 (permalink)
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So would you consider a toilet classier if it had a fidget spinner at close range?
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:55 PM   #33 (permalink)
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You ****ing animal, I hope you drown in fresh sewage and swallow some of it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-07-2017, 09:04 AM   #34 (permalink)
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What kind of awful human being would choose under?
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Old 07-07-2017, 09:34 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Why do you even bother with a ****ing roller? I just put the package of toilet paper next to the toilet and keep one roll on the tank. Rollers are yuppie bull****. A bunch of work for nothing. And yes, bidets are great. They help with piles, too. I wish I had bidet money.
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I rarely notice or pay attention to what other people do but i've always defaulted to under.
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:33 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Everything on a roller (toilet paper, paper towels, etc.)
depends on its height in relation to your reach, so there
is no "correct" answer.
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:45 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I rarely notice or pay attention to what other people do but i've always defaulted to under.
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Old 07-07-2017, 08:37 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I use the three shells.
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Old 07-07-2017, 08:40 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I use the three shells.
I could never figure out how to use those.
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