Toilet Paper: Undershot or Overshot?

**Frownland** · 07-06-2017, 11:11 PM

The Daily Mail is such bull****. Plus I think that the extra rolling motion would make it use more TP.

Aloysius · 07-06-2017, 11:59 PM

Overshot is correct. Undershot could bring about the downfall of the planet. Think about how much further you have to reach to get some paper when it's undershot. It may not seem like much but that's extra energy you have to exert, times that by several billion people and you get 3.7 mega****loads of extra energy exerted per day. To supply that energy people need to eat more - an extra 23.867 megaultra****loads of land needs to be cleared to supply all of that extra food. So there, scientific proof.

Also as Neo correctly pointed out, those little folded triangles are pretty awesome.

The Batlord · 07-07-2017, 12:01 AM

No, undershot says class. There's a reason you need to fold overshot into a triangle. Cause it looks like ****. Undershot doesn't need to rely on gimmicks to be stylish.

**Frownland** · 07-07-2017, 12:12 AM

Because it hides like an insecure little bitch. At least overshot acts like a big, confident bitch.

The Batlord · 07-07-2017, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Because it hides like an insecure little bitch. At least overshot acts like a big, confident bitch.

I hope you have babies with flippers, you white trash hillbilly **** mother ****er.

**Frownland** · 07-07-2017, 12:17 AM

Baby bottle full of Velveeta up in this bitch.

The Batlord · 07-07-2017, 12:25 AM

The thing that pisses me off is that Velveeta is good for babies, but Chris is potentially endangering his baby by ironically giving it a substance he hasn't properly vetted.

**Frownland** · 07-07-2017, 12:33 AM

Look, you can make up stupid ass reasons to pretend that you're classy and it might fool your friends but we ain't no fools here at MB. Why don't you go have some dip, you pigfuxker.

DwnWthVwls · 07-07-2017, 12:34 AM

I prefer over, though I do not own a cat.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

In addition to bidets, I think more homes should have baby wipes by the toilet too.

Baby wipes are actually a huge pain in the ass for water treatment facilities, and do not breakdown the way the packaging suggests. I'm still guilty of using them, cause I like having a clean butt.

**Frownland** · 07-07-2017, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I prefer over, though I do not own a cat.

Baby wipes are actually a huge pain in the ass for water treatment facilities, and do not breakdown the way the packaging suggests. I'm still guilty of using them, cause I like having a clean butt.

They should breed a fish that thrives on packaging of all types and feed it back to people so that they wipe the wipes off of their asses that are largely made up of asswipe molecules. Maybe at that point my theory that everything is **** will be absolutely accurate.

View Poll Results: Undershot or Overshot?
Undershot	7	41.18%
Overshot	10	58.82%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

07-06-2017, 11:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	The Daily Mail is such bull***. Plus I think that the extra rolling motion would make it use more TP. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

07-07-2017, 12:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Because it hides like an insecure little bitch. At least overshot acts like a big, confident bitch. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-07-2017, 12:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Baby bottle full of Velveeta up in this bitch. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-07-2017, 12:33 AM	#28 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Look, you can make up stupid ass reasons to pretend that you're classy and it might fool your friends but we ain't no fools here at MB. Why don't you go have some dip, you pigfuxker. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-06-2017, 11:59 PM	#22 (permalink)
Aloysius Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 353	Overshot is correct. Undershot could bring about the downfall of the planet. Think about how much further you have to reach to get some paper when it's undershot. It may not seem like much but that's extra energy you have to exert, times that by several billion people and you get 3.7 mega**loads of extra energy exerted per day. To supply that energy people need to eat more - an extra 23.867 megaultra**loads of land needs to be cleared to supply all of that extra food. So there, scientific proof. Also as Neo correctly pointed out, those little folded triangles are pretty awesome.