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Frownland 07-06-2017 10:11 PM

The Daily Mail is such bull****. Plus I think that the extra rolling motion would make it use more TP.

Aloysius 07-06-2017 10:59 PM

Overshot is correct. Undershot could bring about the downfall of the planet. Think about how much further you have to reach to get some paper when it's undershot. It may not seem like much but that's extra energy you have to exert, times that by several billion people and you get 3.7 mega****loads of extra energy exerted per day. To supply that energy people need to eat more - an extra 23.867 megaultra****loads of land needs to be cleared to supply all of that extra food. So there, scientific proof.

Also as Neo correctly pointed out, those little folded triangles are pretty awesome.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 11:01 PM

No, undershot says class. There's a reason you need to fold overshot into a triangle. Cause it looks like ****. Undershot doesn't need to rely on gimmicks to be stylish.

Frownland 07-06-2017 11:12 PM

Because it hides like an insecure little bitch. At least overshot acts like a big, confident bitch.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1853360)
Because it hides like an insecure little bitch. At least overshot acts like a big, confident bitch.

I hope you have babies with flippers, you white trash hillbilly **** mother ****er.

Frownland 07-06-2017 11:17 PM

Baby bottle full of Velveeta up in this bitch.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 11:25 PM

The thing that pisses me off is that Velveeta is good for babies, but Chris is potentially endangering his baby by ironically giving it a substance he hasn't properly vetted.

Frownland 07-06-2017 11:33 PM

Look, you can make up stupid ass reasons to pretend that you're classy and it might fool your friends but we ain't no fools here at MB. Why don't you go have some dip, you pigfuxker.

DwnWthVwls 07-06-2017 11:34 PM

I prefer over, though I do not own a cat.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1853346)
In addition to bidets, I think more homes should have baby wipes by the toilet too.

Baby wipes are actually a huge pain in the ass for water treatment facilities, and do not breakdown the way the packaging suggests. I'm still guilty of using them, cause I like having a clean butt.

Frownland 07-06-2017 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1853371)
I prefer over, though I do not own a cat.



Baby wipes are actually a huge pain in the ass for water treatment facilities, and do not breakdown the way the packaging suggests. I'm still guilty of using them, cause I like having a clean butt.

They should breed a fish that thrives on packaging of all types and feed it back to people so that they wipe the wipes off of their asses that are largely made up of asswipe molecules. Maybe at that point my theory that everything is **** will be absolutely accurate.


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