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View Poll Results: Undershot or Overshot?
Undershot 7 41.18%
Overshot 10 58.82%
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Old 07-06-2017, 07:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"Over" seems more ergonomic, while "under" seems counter-intuitive.
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Old 07-06-2017, 07:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Whenever I see overshot toilet paper in someone's house I always know, or already knew, that they're low-class trash. And that's coming from me.
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Old 07-06-2017, 07:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What's wrong or trashy about making wiping your ass way easier?
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Old 07-06-2017, 07:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Whenever I am in a hotel they always have the TP "over" and they fold the first sheet into a triangle. Now that is what I call "class!"
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Old 07-06-2017, 07:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2017, 10:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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My friend said I got **** on his toilet seat from looking at the used TP. I was like of course I check the TP. I keep wiping until it comes up clean. How the **** else would you know if you've got the **** off your ass? I'm stunned to learn some people don't do this. Please discuss.

PS Some people don't even check their turds? The quality of my turd practicality defines the day.
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Old 07-06-2017, 10:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My friend said I got **** on his toilet seat from looking at the used TP. I was like of course I check the TP. I keep wiping until it comes up clean. How the **** else would you know if you've got the **** off your ass? I'm stunned to learn some people don't do this. Please discuss.

PS Some people don't even check their turds? The quality of my turd practicality defines the day.
After enough practice I generally know but still check about half of the time. I wish bidets were ubiquitous in the states tbh, that shit makes shitting so easy. Plus, if that dude brought it up, that's probably because he knows about the consequences of checking your work.
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Old 07-06-2017, 10:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Anyway, Batlord, please give me the low down on why I should stop making wiping my ass so easy that Richard Dawkins has to do research on why that's scientifically wrong.
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Old 07-06-2017, 10:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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In addition to bidets, I think more homes should have baby wipes by the toilet too.
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:03 PM   #20 (permalink)
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