Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
 

Do you crave attention? Do you feel a desire to get involved with politics and world events, but are too lazy to bother with the tiresome chore of legitimate research? Do you want to feel superior to people, but can't be arsed to actually better yourself?

The answer is simple: Start a conspiracy theory! It's easy! I'll show you how:

There are 10 letters in "Christophe". There are also 10 letters in "A Lizardman". FROWNLAND IS A SECRET REPTILE.

My friends, I have discovered something frightening.

bulbasaur has 2 posts on his profile page. One is by Qwertyy, who has 2 'Y's in his name, and has been a member for 2 years. There is a member named bulbasaur2 who has visited the profile pages of both Qwertyy and bubasaur, and who has 2 comments on his own profile page. I noticed that a mysterious member named norm macdonald, a username with 2 words in it, has been snooping around their profiles as well, a member that has made no posts, but is almost always online.

BULBASAUR AND QWERTYY ARE PART OF THE 2-LUMINATI, LED BY NORM MACDONALD, AND ARE CLONING MEMBERS SO THAT THERE WILL BE TWO OF EVERYONE. GET WOKE, SHEEPOWSKI.

Part of some weird organisation that uses keyboards with two Ys.

Why?

i like this

My friends, I have stumbled upon another revelation.

As many of you know, ladyislingering was a member who disappeared some time ago. Near the end of her time on MB, she seemed distressed, as though she were harboring some dark secret. This was roughly late 2015/early 2016. Right around that time is when The Identity Matrix joined.

The Identity Matrix, in his intro thread (http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...roduction.html) mentioned that he had been reading the forum for some weeks, before finally deciding to join. I believe that HE WAS AN ALTERNATE PERSONALITY IN LIL'S MIND, WHO FOUGHT WITH HER FOR DOMINANCE, BEFORE WINNING AND TAKING OVER HER BODY.

The answer lies in the riddle "What is infinite, yet always equal to one?", which was his sig when he joined. Though LiL was just one person, she harbored an infinite number of personalities in her, until one finally defeated the others. This is punctuated by The Identity Matrix's usertitle: "The Killer in Me is You". THE IDENTITY MATRIX IS THE KILLER.

Perhaps that's why Kiiii has suddenly vanished as well.

No, Kiiii has disappeared because he and Guy Fieri are raising their reptilian lovechild in Paraguay. BUT THAT IS A CONSPIRACY FOR ANOTHER TIME.

When I get back from work, I'll tell you guys all about how BATLORD TURNS HIS VICTIMS INTO BURGER KING WHOPPERS and how CHIOMARA HAS CONTROL OVER BEES.

Everybody agrees it's an improvement.

Jeffrey Dahmer actually had a brief affair with Batlord's mom..........

You do the math.

I never told anybody this. How the hell did you find out?

Y indeed.

Perhaps replacing U with a second Y eliminates one of the hated vowels? Which begs the question why not Qwwrtyy? Was there some special significance to the E or was it simply overlooked because the hatred for vowels wasn't his own? Perhaps he made a deal to eliminate vowels for some mystrs third party?

Well, you see, YOU CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL, BRO.

Can anybody crack the conspiracy theory of Batlord being a cuck? No one puts it on that many pages without some kind of secret meaning. Investigate!

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it's all true

TO GET WHO, 1BLANKMIND??!??

Freudian slip #confirmed
1blankmind is the reason women disappear from MB so often #confirmed

This thread is a Russian implanted distraction to turn our attention away from the growing civil unrest, Trump's war on freedom of press and our growing isolation from our own allies because human beings can't focus on more than one thing.

The standards for logic and science were developed in 1795 by the U.S. government as a means to control the people and stifle new ideas.

it's fun to watch you talk about things you don't know about

Google, Amazon, and all the social media sites take in everything you do and know how your mind works. They use this to sell things to you and manipulate your thoughts through curation.

Oh wait that's actually happening lol

The ****ing fail with me.

Plus, they also pick up things you say from your phone and advertise based on that.

Is that why I keep getting ads for amputee midget dominatrix services?!

I don't have that kind of certainty.

I got an ad for PTSD research signups today. What horrible thing happened in my past that I seem to have successfully forgotten?

My boss told me that when he was training me and my team and I asked, "so why am I getting advertisements for Asian ladies?" and everybody laughed at me. We came to the conclusion that it was because I was saying 'agent' a lot.

No, you're just weird
Was it not that time you listened to Genesis?
Yeah. Of course it was. Sure....
:shycouch:

This is 1000% true (but you'll still be hearing from my lawyer), I am just like Mila Kunis in that spectacularly bad Jupiter Ascending movie. Allegedly!
https://s10.postimg.org/pt824xjvt/beees.png
https://33.media.tumblr.com/33483493...li1fo1_250.gif
(Thank you for reminding me of this movie; it's a majestic and hilarious pile of garbage)

But Mila Kunis makes it all better... well... maybe not, but she's beautiful and the bee gif is pretty sweet.

Donna > Jackie

Batlord is a skinny little man in an epic fat suit on a pursuit to showcase bias against fatties in America.

Also, I disagree.

I will kick you in the balls over donna v. jackie

I find her much more attractive in OITNB than That 70s Show.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...ura-prepon.jpg

yeah she was a bit of an uggo in that 70s show but she's a fox now

My first post-That 70s Show Donna appearance was in an episode of Castle years later. Boy damn was she even finer than ever. And even finer in OITNB.

Jesus christ.. what kind of beauty standards do you hold to say she was a bit of an uggo? She just looks more like my type now, dark hair and fake tats, etc.. but she was never ugly.

eh, if i saw her IRL at the time i probably would've thought differently but while watching the show she really did nothing for me.

The Twin Towers were not brought down by planes. They were brought down by something else. You see, people described the collapse of the towers sounding like a freight train, which obviously means that it was a train that crashed into the base of the towers to destroy them. How can people be so naive?

A freight train took out flight 800 too, but the fbi will never admit it.

A freight train shot JFK too. And it shot MLK. And it shot the sheriff. And it shot the deputy because it doesn't give a **** about your punch lines.

Well at JFK's assassination, people said that they heard bangs. So JFK was obviously shot by a 15 year old Lester Bangs.