Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
 

Do you crave attention? Do you feel a desire to get involved with politics and world events, but are too lazy to bother with the tiresome chore of legitimate research? Do you want to feel superior to people, but can't be arsed to actually better yourself?

The answer is simple: Start a conspiracy theory! It's easy! I'll show you how:

There are 10 letters in "Christophe". There are also 10 letters in "A Lizardman". FROWNLAND IS A SECRET REPTILE.

My friends, I have discovered something frightening.

bulbasaur has 2 posts on his profile page. One is by Qwertyy, who has 2 'Y's in his name, and has been a member for 2 years. There is a member named bulbasaur2 who has visited the profile pages of both Qwertyy and bubasaur, and who has 2 comments on his own profile page. I noticed that a mysterious member named norm macdonald, a username with 2 words in it, has been snooping around their profiles as well, a member that has made no posts, but is almost always online.

BULBASAUR AND QWERTYY ARE PART OF THE 2-LUMINATI, LED BY NORM MACDONALD, AND ARE CLONING MEMBERS SO THAT THERE WILL BE TWO OF EVERYONE. GET WOKE, SHEEPOWSKI.

Part of some weird organisation that uses keyboards with two Ys.

Why?

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My friends, I have stumbled upon another revelation.

As many of you know, ladyislingering was a member who disappeared some time ago. Near the end of her time on MB, she seemed distressed, as though she were harboring some dark secret. This was roughly late 2015/early 2016. Right around that time is when The Identity Matrix joined.

The Identity Matrix, in his intro thread (http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...roduction.html) mentioned that he had been reading the forum for some weeks, before finally deciding to join. I believe that HE WAS AN ALTERNATE PERSONALITY IN LIL'S MIND, WHO FOUGHT WITH HER FOR DOMINANCE, BEFORE WINNING AND TAKING OVER HER BODY.

The answer lies in the riddle "What is infinite, yet always equal to one?", which was his sig when he joined. Though LiL was just one person, she harbored an infinite number of personalities in her, until one finally defeated the others. This is punctuated by The Identity Matrix's usertitle: "The Killer in Me is You". THE IDENTITY MATRIX IS THE KILLER.

Perhaps that's why Kiiii has suddenly vanished as well.

No, Kiiii has disappeared because he and Guy Fieri are raising their reptilian lovechild in Paraguay. BUT THAT IS A CONSPIRACY FOR ANOTHER TIME.

When I get back from work, I'll tell you guys all about how BATLORD TURNS HIS VICTIMS INTO BURGER KING WHOPPERS and how CHIOMARA HAS CONTROL OVER BEES.

Everybody agrees it's an improvement.