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03-12-2018, 11:31 PM | #51 (permalink) |
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03-13-2018, 12:54 AM | #52 (permalink) |
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Ina Garten is actually an eight thousand year old demon-witch who uses (off-camera) the blood and spirit essence of her TV show "guests" to supplement her other, secret herb garden (so that she can continue harvesting the ingredients for her magical elixir which maintains her human facade). The food she serves to guests contains various sedatives and hallucinogens so that after her various glamours/trickery magics fade, they don't really notice the fact that they're actually in a dilapidated barn filled to the brim with eyeless black salamanders & foul witchery. They simply lapse into a food coma (lulled by her soothing voice rattling on about tomatoes or whatever) and never wake up.
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03-13-2018, 10:54 AM | #53 (permalink) | |
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03-13-2018, 11:13 AM | #54 (permalink) |
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Ray Bradbury is a big cheat and robbed the idea from me when my back was turned, as I went to get some Jammie Dodgers to put on the plate to go with his cup of tea. I haven't spoken to him since.
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03-13-2018, 04:10 PM | #55 (permalink) | |
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I believe this. That lady creeps me the **** out. |
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03-13-2018, 05:37 PM | #56 (permalink) | |
mayor of spookytown
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I still want her to adopt me, though.
In terms of famous chefs, I've always considered Chris Kimball to be the creepiest, especially after reading this hilarious and vaguely unsettling series that was inspired by his rambling folksy letters in his magazine on my old favorite blog: Quote:
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09-24-2018, 12:04 PM | #57 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Frownland and Chula are split personalities of the same person
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