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Old 03-12-2018, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The title of this thread is "Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory" unless you're Ray Bradbury you're really not making your own conspiracy!
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The title of this thread is "Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory" unless you're Ray Bradbury you're really not making your own conspiracy!
Ray Bradbury is a big cheat and robbed the idea from me when my back was turned, as I went to get some Jammie Dodgers to put on the plate to go with his cup of tea. I haven't spoken to him since.
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A freight train took out flight 800 too, but the fbi will never admit it.
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Old 07-20-2017, 09:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A freight train shot JFK too. And it shot MLK. And it shot the sheriff. And it shot the deputy because it doesn't give a **** about your punch lines.
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Well at JFK's assassination, people said that they heard bangs. So JFK was obviously shot by a 15 year old Lester Bangs.
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Old 07-20-2017, 10:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-04-2017, 03:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2017, 03:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2017, 04:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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