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Old 07-02-2017, 08:02 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Google, Amazon, and all the social media sites take in everything you do and know how your mind works. They use this to sell things to you and manipulate your thoughts through curation.

Oh wait that's actually happening lol
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Old 07-02-2017, 08:42 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Google, Amazon, and all the social media sites take in everything you do and know how your mind works. They use this to sell things to you and manipulate your thoughts through curation.

Oh wait that's actually happening lol
The ****ing fail with me.

Plus, they also pick up things you say from your phone and advertise based on that.
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:35 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Is that why I keep getting ads for amputee midget dominatrix services?!
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:36 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The ****ing fail with me.

Plus, they also pick up things you say from your phone and advertise based on that.
I don't have that kind of certainty.

I got an ad for PTSD research signups today. What horrible thing happened in my past that I seem to have successfully forgotten?
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I don't have that kind of certainty.

I got an ad for PTSD research signups today. What horrible thing happened in my past that I seem to have successfully forgotten?
My boss told me that when he was training me and my team and I asked, "so why am I getting advertisements for Asian ladies?" and everybody laughed at me. We came to the conclusion that it was because I was saying 'agent' a lot.
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Old 07-03-2017, 06:16 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Is that why I keep getting ads for amputee midget dominatrix services?!
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I don't have that kind of certainty.

I got an ad for PTSD research signups today. What horrible thing happened in my past that I seem to have successfully forgotten?
Was it not that time you listened to Genesis?
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My boss told me that when he was training me and my team and I asked, "so why am I getting advertisements for Asian ladies?" and everybody laughed at me. We came to the conclusion that it was because I was saying 'agent' a lot.
Yeah. Of course it was. Sure....
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Old 07-08-2017, 05:54 AM   #27 (permalink)
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When I get back from work, I'll tell you guys all about how BATLORD TURNS HIS VICTIMS INTO BURGER KING WHOPPERS and how CHIOMARA HAS CONTROL OVER BEES.
This is 1000% true (but you'll still be hearing from my lawyer), I am just like Mila Kunis in that spectacularly bad Jupiter Ascending movie. Allegedly!


(Thank you for reminding me of this movie; it's a majestic and hilarious pile of garbage)
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Old 07-13-2017, 11:53 AM   #28 (permalink)
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But Mila Kunis makes it all better... well... maybe not, but she's beautiful and the bee gif is pretty sweet.
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Old 07-13-2017, 12:02 PM   #29 (permalink)
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But Mila Kunis makes it all better... well... maybe not, but she's beautiful and the bee gif is pretty sweet.
Donna > Jackie
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Old 07-13-2017, 03:12 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Batlord is a skinny little man in an epic fat suit on a pursuit to showcase bias against fatties in America.

Also, I disagree.
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