Google, Amazon, and all the social media sites take in everything you do and know how your mind works. They use this to sell things to you and manipulate your thoughts through curation.

Oh wait that's actually happening lol

The ****ing fail with me.

Plus, they also pick up things you say from your phone and advertise based on that.

Is that why I keep getting ads for amputee midget dominatrix services?!

I don't have that kind of certainty.

I got an ad for PTSD research signups today. What horrible thing happened in my past that I seem to have successfully forgotten?

My boss told me that when he was training me and my team and I asked, "so why am I getting advertisements for Asian ladies?" and everybody laughed at me. We came to the conclusion that it was because I was saying 'agent' a lot.

No, you're just weird
Was it not that time you listened to Genesis?
Yeah. Of course it was. Sure....
:shycouch:

This is 1000% true (but you'll still be hearing from my lawyer), I am just like Mila Kunis in that spectacularly bad Jupiter Ascending movie. Allegedly!
https://s10.postimg.org/pt824xjvt/beees.png
https://33.media.tumblr.com/33483493...li1fo1_250.gif
(Thank you for reminding me of this movie; it's a majestic and hilarious pile of garbage)

But Mila Kunis makes it all better... well... maybe not, but she's beautiful and the bee gif is pretty sweet.

Donna > Jackie

Batlord is a skinny little man in an epic fat suit on a pursuit to showcase bias against fatties in America.

Also, I disagree.