Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory

Chula Vista · 07-02-2017, 12:56 PM

Jeffrey Dahmer actually had a brief affair with Batlord's mom..........

You do the math.

Key · 07-02-2017, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

No, Kiiii has disappeared because he and Guy Fieri are raising their reptilian lovechild in Paraguay. BUT THAT IS A CONSPIRACY FOR ANOTHER TIME.

I never told anybody this. How the hell did you find out?

Stephen · 07-02-2017, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Why?

Y indeed.

Perhaps replacing U with a second Y eliminates one of the hated vowels? Which begs the question why not Qwwrtyy? Was there some special significance to the E or was it simply overlooked because the hatred for vowels wasn't his own? Perhaps he made a deal to eliminate vowels for some mystrs third party?

Oriphiel · 07-02-2017, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kiiii

i never told anybody this. How the hell did you find out?

Well, you see, YOU CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL, BRO.

Blank. · 07-02-2017, 05:37 PM

Can anybody crack the conspiracy theory of Batlord being a cuck? No one puts it on that many pages without some kind of secret meaning. Investigate!

bulbasaur · 07-02-2017, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

i like this

(2)

it's all true

Oriphiel · 07-02-2017, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Final thoughts: I get the feeling like this album was never meant to be taken sseriously. It was a small group of guys getting to get her and having some fun. And frankly, it shows in the music and allows the music be so much more enjoyable.

☆☆☆1/2

TO GET WHO, 1BLANKMIND??!??

Freudian slip #confirmed
1blankmind is the reason women disappear from MB so often #confirmed

Lucem Ferre · 07-02-2017, 07:44 PM

This thread is a Russian implanted distraction to turn our attention away from the growing civil unrest, Trump's war on freedom of press and our growing isolation from our own allies because human beings can't focus on more than one thing.

**Frownland** · 07-02-2017, 07:47 PM

The standards for logic and science were developed in 1795 by the U.S. government as a means to control the people and stifle new ideas.

Key · 07-02-2017, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

The standards for logic and science were developed in 1795 by the U.S. government as a means to control the people and stifle new ideas.

it's fun to watch you talk about things you don't know about

07-02-2017, 12:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Jeffrey Dahmer actually had a brief affair with Batlord's mom.......... You do the math. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-02-2017, 07:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	The standards for logic and science were developed in 1795 by the U.S. government as a means to control the people and stifle new ideas. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-02-2017, 05:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	Can anybody crack the conspiracy theory of Batlord being a cuck? No one puts it on that many pages without some kind of secret meaning. Investigate!