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Old 06-15-2017, 10:57 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I don't know if my previous post made this clear or not, but I'm bi. I prefer looking at guy/guy than guy/girl, mostly because I like the role I play better.
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Old 06-16-2017, 12:48 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2017, 12:58 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I can provide half a bbc cause I'm half black
Oh, so that's your better half in your avatar?
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:03 AM   #54 (permalink)
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If you think taking a shit feels good then why not gaysex?
Expulsion is not quite the same as intrusion.

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Guys, I made the batlord uncomfortable, did you see that?!!
Bravo sir.

Define gay sex. Does it have to be only two or more people of the same sex?

How about this: Two best buds going down on each other's wives on a pull out mattress bed, and the girls end up huddling up close, kissing and fondling each other's tits while moaning uncontrollably?

Does that count as gay sex????
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:11 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Nope.

Well I guess the chicks kissing and stuff is gay.
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Old 06-16-2017, 01:19 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Well, it was still a pretty mindblowing and abnormal experience. So glad we got to do it a few more times before the girls' consciousness's ruined it all.

Logical brain beats animal brain once in a while.

Still get a sense of it way in the background when we're touching base 25 years later.

Yes, "name censored", I've had my tongue and finger up your ass. We're all getting older yet the memory of those times are still pretty exciting in a "life experience" kind of way.

Everyone should do it at least once.
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Old 06-16-2017, 02:16 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Then gimme dat bbc.
I can't. You would have to get permission from my girl and even if she did give you a pass. Nope.

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Your sig says nothings worth anything if you can't share it, so with you I'd like to share my cock.
Sharing your cock isn't sharing happiness with me sorry.

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I've watched BBC, yes. Taken it, no. There is only one meaning of BBC for me.
So it is just C to you then huh?

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Bravo sir.

Define gay sex. Does it have to be only two or more people of the same sex?

How about this: Two best buds going down on each other's wives on a pull out mattress bed, and the girls end up huddling up close, kissing and fondling each other's tits while moaning uncontrollably?

Does that count as gay sex????
Not gaysex. It is just spectrum stuff. If they were by themselves then it would be gaysex.
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Old 06-16-2017, 02:55 PM   #59 (permalink)
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The only sort of experience I have with that whole area of things is that when I see a hot woman, only to later realize it's a tranny... I have the balls/honest disposition to admit that I found him/her sexually attractive.

I mean, if you felt it, it's not like you can take it back!
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Old 06-16-2017, 03:49 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I can't. You would have to get permission from my girl and even if she did give you a pass. Nope.
Gay butt sex doesn't count if you're straight tho.

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The only sort of experience I have with that whole area of things is that when I see a hot woman, only to later realize it's a tranny... I have the balls/honest disposition to admit that I found him/her sexually attractive.

I mean, if you felt it, it's not like you can take it back!
Wouldn't even think twice about it. So long as she's fine I'm fine with whatever she's got inside her jeans.
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