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View Poll Results: Who's funnier
OccultHawk 10 50.00%
TrollHeart 10 50.00%
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:27 AM   #71 (permalink)
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I can't help but picture you deliver that in front of an audience of one (who also happens to be the sound man who is paid to be there) while wearing glasses, reading it from an index card with sloppy handwriting, and stuttering a lot. Maybe ironically, maybe not. Also the sound tech doesn't care either way, he just wants to get home and watch some Netflix, so your art is lost on an unconcerned audience.
I believe you. After all, you would know.
Your music is so bad, you must be master of that scenario.
The people paid to be there are the only ones at a WISSK show.

Your life is like your saxophone; you blew it.
Telling Chula to stop the fight, pretending you outgrew it.
Well delete this, you balding fuck. Go ahead and do it.
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:32 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Got 'em!!!
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:02 PM   #73 (permalink)
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just cast the tie breaking vote for Occult

trollheart could be hilarious I wouldn't know I'm not reading all that
I'm not.
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Old 06-14-2017, 02:06 AM   #74 (permalink)
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I'm not.
Kudos for humility, that is a mark of a true comedian.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 06-14-2017, 06:11 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Kudos for humility, that is a mark of a true comedian.
Just tellin' it like it is. Give the people what they want.
Stay tuned for my concession speech at 4pm Irish time.
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Old 06-14-2017, 06:55 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Just tellin' it like it is. Give the people what they want.
Stay tuned for my concession speech at 4pm Irish time.
There is a tie.
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Old 06-14-2017, 09:09 AM   #77 (permalink)
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There is a tie.
TrollHeart has been colluding with the Russians.
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Old 06-14-2017, 01:12 PM   #78 (permalink)
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TrollHeart has been colluding with the Russians.
Yes he has, the bastard. But not Trollheart. Thank god I'm not TrollHeart. He's a ****.
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Old 06-14-2017, 03:33 PM   #79 (permalink)
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All right, here it is, as promised.
Trollheart's Concession Speech (Full Version)
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Old 06-14-2017, 03:43 PM   #80 (permalink)
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That would get old if wasn't such a damn good song.
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