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View Poll Results: Who's funnier
OccultHawk 10 50.00%
TrollHeart 10 50.00%
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:55 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Or we could, you know, just not care.
* TH drops mic *
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:01 PM   #62 (permalink)
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* TH drops mic *
in before Trollheart says he lives on a island full of Mics (Micks).
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:08 PM   #63 (permalink)
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in before Trollheart says he lives on a island full of Mics (Micks).
Meh, we're mostly Paddies.
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:10 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Ki has been rubbing off on you. Definitely something he would say.
That is a scurrilous lie! I would never let that guy within a thousand miles of my action, no matter what all the physical and incontrovertible evidence may say.
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:13 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Knew I shouldn't have had that curry....
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Old 06-12-2017, 07:36 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Yo, let's go. Trollheart is an old fart, and Occulthawk sucks cock,
if there's gonna be a battle, fightin' for glory, ye bitches best step back, and make way for Ori.

The unfunniest of the unfunny, the blight of the blighted,
I'm the worst fucking member, yet I wasn't even invited?

This poll is a joke, kinda like Trollheart except funny,
this whole thread is broke, like Occulthawk breaking his back for money.

You guys think you're unfunny? Oh, please.
You're just some punk bitches shakin' in the knees.
Don't forget, you're both Nic Cage and I'm the fuckin' bees,
so next time ye cunts wanna duel, don't forget the creamcheese.
Damn you're a nutrider
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:07 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Damn you're a nutrider
Occulthawk rides my ass so much, you'd think I was a drunk girl,
unable to say no when he takes them for a whirl.

Desperate for pussy, his face a contortion,
listening to The Contortions as he jerks off to an abortion.

That shit ain't cool, man. Except The Contortions part, they're sick.
And everyone on MB knows that you're a sick dick.

But the worst part is, though you try to be a dick, you're really not even that mean.
You don't have the balls to go full dick, so you're just some half-chub in between.

You tell jokes about bombing victims, and then tell others that they go too far.
If you dish it, then you should take it. This is the course, and you set the par.
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:13 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I can't help but picture you deliver that in front of an audience of one (who also happens to be the sound man who is paid to be there) while wearing glasses, reading it from an index card with sloppy handwriting, and stuttering a lot. Maybe ironically, maybe not. Also the sound tech doesn't care either way, he just wants to get home and watch some Netflix, so your art is lost on an unconcerned audience.
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:15 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I'm not even kidding the last song I listened to was Don't Talk About Love by Teenage Jesus and the Jerks with James Chance of the Contortions on sax. I mean WTF? The odds of that are ****ing insane.
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