* TH drops mic *

in before Trollheart says he lives on a island full of Mics (Micks).

Meh, we're mostly Paddies.

That is a scurrilous lie! I would never let that guy within a thousand miles of my action, no matter what all the physical and incontrovertible evidence may say. :yikes:

* TH drops a paddie *

Knew I shouldn't have had that curry.... :yikes::o:

Damn you're a nutrider

Occulthawk rides my ass so much, you'd think I was a drunk girl,
unable to say no when he takes them for a whirl.

Desperate for pussy, his face a contortion,
listening to The Contortions as he jerks off to an abortion.

That shit ain't cool, man. Except The Contortions part, they're sick.
And everyone on MB knows that you're a sick dick.

But the worst part is, though you try to be a dick, you're really not even that mean.
You don't have the balls to go full dick, so you're just some half-chub in between.

You tell jokes about bombing victims, and then tell others that they go too far.
If you dish it, then you should take it. This is the course, and you set the par.

I can't help but picture you deliver that in front of an audience of one (who also happens to be the sound man who is paid to be there) while wearing glasses, reading it from an index card with sloppy handwriting, and stuttering a lot. Maybe ironically, maybe not. Also the sound tech doesn't care either way, he just wants to get home and watch some Netflix, so your art is lost on an unconcerned audience.

I'm not even kidding the last song I listened to was Don't Talk About Love by Teenage Jesus and the Jerks with James Chance of the Contortions on sax. I mean WTF? The odds of that are ****ing insane.