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View Poll Results: Who's funnier
OccultHawk 10 50.00%
TrollHeart 10 50.00%
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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See what I mean? The plain butthurtedness of his posts in this thread are side splitting.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Very poor man's?


Homeless and destitute, maybe. Nah. Look at it this way: if you were living on the streets, envying those who had cardboard boxes to shelter in, eating the very last scrapings out of dogfood cans to survive, with one very shabby set of clothes to your name and not even the money to buy meths (that's not meth, I'm talking the spirits here), you could possibly dream, but dream only, of one day being on Batty's troll level. But it would never happen.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:43 PM   #33 (permalink)
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See what I mean? The plain butthurtedness of his posts in this thread are side splitting.
My butt is fine, thank you so much. For someone who goes on about sarcasm and irony, you seem blissfully unable to detect it in my posts. I'm enjoying this a lot.

yes I am. I'm NOT seething with rage, planning my bloody revenge on you all when you least ... no no. I'm having. A. Great. Time.

Really.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:44 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Heightened defensiveness is a pretty common symptom of having a good time.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:47 PM   #35 (permalink)
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OccultHawk's soul has been beaten down and mutilated far more than my own though, so he's got me beat there. But just give me a few decades and I'll be in a bar chasing after drunk tail with ill intentions.
Your generation gets all judgy on that but when you're alone you're hunting down mentally ill bitches on Tinder. Don't even ****ing front.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:49 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Homeless and destitute, maybe. Nah. Look at it this way: if you were living on the streets, envying those who had cardboard boxes to shelter in, eating the very last scrapings out of dogfood cans to survive, with one very shabby set of clothes to your name and not even the money to buy meths (that's not meth, I'm talking the spirits here), you could possibly dream, but dream only, of one day being on Batty's troll level. But it would never happen.
Riding his nuts ain't gonna get you any points.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:50 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:55 PM   #38 (permalink)
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TH is hilarious, but not when he makes jokes. So OH.
Trolling TH in one of his thread's is one of MB's great pleasures.

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Homeless and destitute, maybe. Nah. Look at it this way: if you were living on the streets, envying those who had cardboard boxes to shelter in, eating the very last scrapings out of dogfood cans to survive, with one very shabby set of clothes to your name and not even the money to buy meths (that's not meth, I'm talking the spirits here), you could possibly dream, but dream only, of one day being on Batty's troll level. But it would never happen.
I think that really was his best effort. Yeesh.

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Your generation gets all judgy on that but when you're alone you're hunting down mentally ill bitches on Tinder. Don't even ****ing front.
Man, I get what you were trying to say, and I can't hate, but god damn did you word it poorly.
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Old 06-10-2017, 08:00 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hmmm

How about

don't hate because I meet crazy bitches at bars like a man instead of on some sissy app

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Old 06-10-2017, 08:01 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Shouldn't the poll be asking "who's unfunnier"?
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