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View Poll Results: Old Testament or New Testament God?
Old Testament 6 54.55%
New Testament 5 45.45%
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Old 06-09-2017, 07:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Old Testament God or New Testament God?
Who cares if you believe or not? I don't. But even taking them both as fictional characters, which God do you prefer?

Old Testament God: Badass landlord who got pissed off after we broke the one rule he set and kicked us out of the house. Plague, famine, fire and flood. Eye for an eye. Smite ye from above. Sodom and Gomorrah.

New Testament God: Love your neighbour, pray for those who curse you, turn the other cheek.

I know which one I'm voting for.
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Old 06-09-2017, 07:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think old testament and new testament both good.



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I think old testament and new testament both good.



Not in the least predictable. May God smite you from the Heavens. If he, or they, existed. Which they don't. ****.
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Who cares if you believe or not? I don't. But even taking them both as fictional characters, which God do you prefer?

Old Testament God: Badass landlord who got pissed off after we broke the one rule he set and kicked us out of the house. Plague, famine, fire and flood. Eye for an eye. Smite ye from above. Sodom and Gomorrah.

New Testament God: Love your neighbour, pray for those who curse you, turn the other cheek.

I know which one I'm voting for.
Obviously neither since you didn't vote.
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Obviously neither since you didn't vote.
Oops. How embarrassing.
Not that I shouldn't be used to that by now.
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Old 06-10-2017, 12:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What about all the other deities? Bit of a narrow poll.
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What about all the other deities? Bit of a narrow poll.
Oh come on now, this god is bigger than The Beatles! His son would like to think so but he's a little off base and entitled.
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Old 06-10-2017, 01:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old all the way.
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Old 06-10-2017, 01:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old all the way.
You say that now. Wait until Old Testament God sends you to hell for not beating the gay out of a dudes head with a rock or something. He was a raging bigot is what I'm saying.

Why not ask a better question? Like, if there were a God would it have to think before it takes action or would everything be instantaneous because it already knows?
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New for me.

Old exhibits too much pettiness and anger which are human behaviors. If you are a God, you don't have time for silly ass emotions like that.
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