Old Testament God or New Testament God?
 

Who cares if you believe or not? I don't. But even taking them both as fictional characters, which God do you prefer?

Old Testament God: Badass landlord who got pissed off after we broke the one rule he set and kicked us out of the house. Plague, famine, fire and flood. Eye for an eye. Smite ye from above. Sodom and Gomorrah.

New Testament God: Love your neighbour, pray for those who curse you, turn the other cheek.

I know which one I'm voting for.

I think old testament and new testament both good.

Not in the least predictable. May God smite you from the Heavens. If he, or they, existed. Which they don't. ****.

Obviously neither since you didn't vote.

Oops. How embarrassing.
Not that I shouldn't be used to that by now.

What about all the other deities? Bit of a narrow poll.

Oh come on now, this god is bigger than The Beatles! His son would like to think so but he's a little off base and entitled.

Old all the way.

You say that now. Wait until Old Testament God sends you to hell for not beating the gay out of a dudes head with a rock or something. He was a raging bigot is what I'm saying.

Why not ask a better question? Like, if there were a God would it have to think before it takes action or would everything be instantaneous because it already knows?

New for me.

Old exhibits too much pettiness and anger which are human behaviors. If you are a God, you don't have time for silly ass emotions like that.

I just want to see people turned into salt.

We see that every day when you discuss politics. I guess that'd make Frownland God.

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Fear his wrath!

Point proven.

NT God. I consider myself blessed to live in the Age of Grace.

Mother Mary, pray for us.

Definitely lacking the anal beads option, it truly needs it.

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Old Testament

That God would ****ing love me.