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View Poll Results: Old Testament or New Testament God?
Old Testament 6 54.55%
New Testament 5 45.45%
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Old 06-10-2017, 01:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I just want to see people turned into salt.
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Old 06-10-2017, 01:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I just want to see people turned into salt.
We see that every day when you discuss politics. I guess that'd make Frownland God.



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Old 06-10-2017, 02:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I guess that'd make Frownland God.
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Old 06-10-2017, 02:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Point proven.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 06-10-2017, 06:06 AM   #15 (permalink)
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NT God. I consider myself blessed to live in the Age of Grace.

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Old 06-10-2017, 06:24 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Definitely lacking the anal beads option, it truly needs it.
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Old 06-10-2017, 08:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2017, 01:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That God would ****ing love me.
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