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Old 04-26-2017, 11:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post three unique things about yourself, with two of them being true and the one being false. Then people will guess which of the facts is a lie. I'll be keeping track of the ones that haven't been solved yet here in the OP. Anyone can post, there's no need to do this on a one at a time basis.

That's it. Craft your lies, folks.

Spoiler for Lies Yet to Be Found Out:

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Old 04-26-2017, 11:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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To kick things off:
I planted a tree in my backyard last year
I only had two wisdom teeth
I once threw up on a microphone at a show at a house party
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Old 04-26-2017, 11:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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the wisdom teeth thing is a lie
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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First time I ever ate sushi I cried for ten minutes in the restaurant
My first orgasm was in a vacuum cleaner
I had a dog named Trogdor
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First time I ever ate sushi I cried for ten minutes in the restaurant
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lie.

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Old 04-26-2017, 12:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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the wisdom teeth thing is a lie
Nope.

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First time I ever ate sushi I cried for ten minutes in the restaurant
Lie. You've never had sushi.
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To kick things off:
I planted a tree in my backyard last year
I only had two wisdom teeth
I once threw up on a microphone at a show at a house party
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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To kick things off:
I planted a tree in my backyard last year
I only had two wisdom teeth
I once threw up on a microphone at a show at a house party
Honestly, I don't see you as a tree planting kind of guy.
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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weird, i always thought frownland was a tree hugger
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