Two Truths and a Lie
 

Post three unique things about yourself, with two of them being true and the one being false. Then people will guess which of the facts is a lie. I'll be keeping track of the ones that haven't been solved yet here in the OP. Anyone can post, there's no need to do this on a one at a time basis.

That's it. Craft your lies, folks.

To kick things off:
I planted a tree in my backyard last year
I only had two wisdom teeth
I once threw up on a microphone at a show at a house party

the wisdom teeth thing is a lie

First time I ever ate sushi I cried for ten minutes in the restaurant
My first orgasm was in a vacuum cleaner
I had a dog named Trogdor

lie.

this is fun.

Nope.

Lie. You've never had sushi.

lie

Honestly, I don't see you as a tree planting kind of guy.

Yep.

weird, i always thought frownland was a tree hugger