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Old 05-06-2017, 07:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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-Once had sex with ur mum
-Once had sex with ur gran
-Once had sex with ur sister

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I don't have a sister, so...

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Old 05-06-2017, 12:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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once had sex with grindy
once had sex with frownland
had sex with both grindy and frownland on multiple occasions
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Back to reality:

- Once knocked myself out trying to dislodge a frozen bag of ice over my head.

- Once took an ambulence ride while my mom kept slapping me in the face.

- Once drunkenly threw up in a movie theatre while watching Flash Gordon.
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Back to reality:

- Once knocked myself out trying to dislodge a frozen bag of ice over my head.

- Once took an ambulence ride while my mom kept slapping me in the face.

- Once drunkenly threw up in a movie theatre while watching Flash Gordon.
oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lose yourself
in the music
the moment
you own it
you better never let it go
you only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

good one charleston
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
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lose yourself
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the moment
you own it
you better never let it go
you only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

good one charleston
I came into here hoping this had happened because I saw Chula's post on the following page. I am not disappointed.
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Never had sex with a dog. Cuddled a ton with them though.

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Take this as a compliment that I don't think you'd be dumb enough to do this.
Not these days. It did happen when I was 18-19 though. To quote Pink Floyd: "I was quite drunk at the time". 10 pound bag of ice with the cubes all fused together. What to do? Smash it over your head. Easily in the top 500-600 stupidest things I've done in my life.

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Wait, I'm still waiting for the answer to the last one.
Never had sex with a dog.
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Back to reality:

- Once knocked myself out trying to dislodge a frozen bag of ice over my head.

- Once took an ambulence ride while my mom kept slapping me in the face.

- Once drunkenly threw up in a movie theatre while watching Flash Gordon.
Take this as a compliment that I don't think you'd be dumb enough to do this.
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Wait, I'm still waiting for the answer to the last one.
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