Key

One time I stole food from my roommate while he was eating. And instead of being nice about it, I smacked him and forced him to move away from it so I could eat it.

Every night, I like to run around my house and make as much noise as possible. I know other people are sleeping in the house, but it's something I absolutely have to do. Have done it for a few years now.

I've eaten a live rat before.

Key

*ahem*

Pet_Sounds

Yeah dude, I edited it in about five seconds before you posted.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

Key

Oh. Well no, they're not all lies.

Frownland

You have neither the balls nor the sense of humour to pull this off.

I haven't been able to hear as well out of my right ear for a few years. Left is fine.

The first time I heard Trout Mask Replica, I listened to the whole thing and thought it sucked.

I am running a long term campaign with the goal of pestering The Batlord via PM until he watches Rick and Morty and I want to recruit anyone who's interested.

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