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Frownland 04-27-2017 09:22 PM
Damn you, Pet_Sounds

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1828742)
I once dated a girl who could put her ankles behind her head.
Eil

DwnWthVwls 04-28-2017 09:49 AM
I **** myself in public once.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I masturbated four times in one day.

The Batlord 04-28-2017 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1828933)
I masturbated four times in one day.
If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.

Frownland 04-28-2017 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1828933)
I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm sure you've had romantic partners but it might not have been a "girlfriend" so I'll say this is the lie.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1828935)
If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.
Maybe he's only masturbated 0-3 or 5+ times a day.

DwnWthVwls 04-28-2017 10:00 AM
Yes, Frown is correct.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1828935)
If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.
Less impressive, more sad..

The Batlord 04-28-2017 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1828945)
Yes, Frown is correct.



Less impressive, more sad..
So you never tested yourself to see how many times you could do it in one day?

grindy 04-28-2017 10:14 AM
I got my driver's licence when I was 18 and then didn't actually drive until I was 28.

I was once forcibly removed from a public jam session because I was drunk and just kept screeching with my saxophone, an instrument I don't really know how to play.

I once masturbated 30+ times in a row.

DwnWthVwls 04-28-2017 10:29 AM
30+ is a lie.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1828955)
So you never tested yourself to see how many times you could do it in one day?
No.

The Batlord 04-28-2017 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1828967)
30+ is a lie.



No.
How can you even consider yourself a sexual deviant?

Frownland 04-28-2017 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1828968)
How can you even consider yourself a sexual deviant?
By actually having sex?


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