Originally Posted by Frownland

Lies. You've never even met Tristan's sister.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good

Originally Posted by Kiiii

One time I stole food from my roommate while he was eating. And instead of being nice about it, I smacked him and forced him to move away from it so I could eat it.

Every night, I like to run around my house and make as much noise as possible. I know other people are sleeping in the house, but it's something I absolutely have to do. Have done it for a few years now.

I've eaten a live rat before.

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

na it's the truth, although it wasn't as bad as it initially sounds. maybe still bad tho, i dunno. my friend was cool with it.

i'm glad the forum recognizes our bond though @Tristan

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail

Originally Posted by Exo

I'll go again...

I ate 24 cheeseburgers from McDonalds on a dare when I was 17.

Originally Posted by Chiomara

Lie? I just assume you would have died of a gastric rupture if you actually did that.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

24 cheeseburgers is unreal. What the ****.

This is true isn't it

Originally Posted by Exo

I'll go again...

I ate 24 cheeseburgers from McDonalds on a dare when I was 17.

I once wrote my full name 300 times in somebody's basement during a college party.

When I was 15, my moped was stolen. A week later, some co-workers drove by on it and claimed they found it at a dump. I made them give it back to me.

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

I've never ridden a bike.

When I was 13 my first girlfriend left me cause she didn't like the idea of sex

My grandmother believes in reincarnation and has experienced flashbacks of her past lives

Originally Posted by Chiomara

Lie?

(I hope the one about your grandmother is true, I'm fascinated by that stuff)

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Yeah. You got it. I have ridden a bike. Many times.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.