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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-26-2017 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1828231)
Lies. You've never even met Tristan's sister.

na it's the truth, although it wasn't as bad as it initially sounds. maybe still bad tho, i dunno. my friend was cool with it.

i'm glad the forum recognizes our bond though @Tristan

Tristan_Geoff 04-26-2017 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1828235)
One time I stole food from my roommate while he was eating. And instead of being nice about it, I smacked him and forced him to move away from it so I could eat it.

Every night, I like to run around my house and make as much noise as possible. I know other people are sleeping in the house, but it's something I absolutely have to do. Have done it for a few years now.

I've eaten a live rat before.

With you, I'm sure all of these are true.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1828251)
na it's the truth, although it wasn't as bad as it initially sounds. maybe still bad tho, i dunno. my friend was cool with it.

i'm glad the forum recognizes our bond though @Tristan

I'd be glad to if my sister weren't 12 years old

Exo 04-26-2017 08:21 PM

I'll go again...

I ate 24 cheeseburgers from McDonalds on a dare when I was 17.

I once wrote my full name 300 times in somebody's basement during a college party.

When I was 15, my moped was stolen. A week later, some co-workers drove by on it and claimed they found it at a dump. I made them give it back to me.

Chiomara 04-26-2017 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1828273)
I'll go again...

I ate 24 cheeseburgers from McDonalds on a dare when I was 17.

Lie? I just assume you would have died of a gastric rupture if you actually did that.

Cuthbert 04-26-2017 08:40 PM

24 cheeseburgers is unreal. What the ****.

This is true isn't it :D

Exo 04-26-2017 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1828277)
Lie? I just assume you would have died of a gastric rupture if you actually did that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1828283)
24 cheeseburgers is unreal. What the ****.

This is true isn't it :D

It's a lie. However, I have witnessed my best friend do it. I stole his story for a lie. They were dollar menu singles by the way. No small feat but small indeed.

Blank. 04-26-2017 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1828273)
I'll go again...

I ate 24 cheeseburgers from McDonalds on a dare when I was 17
.

I once wrote my full name 300 times in somebody's basement during a college party.

When I was 15, my moped was stolen. A week later, some co-workers drove by on it and claimed they found it at a dump. I made them give it back to me.

Lie. Seems unlikely.

I've never ridden a bike.

When I was 13 my first girlfriend left me cause she didn't like the idea of sex

My grandmother believes in reincarnation and has experienced flashbacks of her past lives

Edit: damnit Exo. You couldn't have waited two more minutes.

Chiomara 04-26-2017 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1828287)
I've never ridden a bike.

When I was 13 my first girlfriend left me cause she didn't like the idea of sex

My grandmother believes in reincarnation and has experienced flashbacks of her past lives

Lie?

(I hope the one about your grandmother is true, I'm fascinated by that stuff)

Blank. 04-26-2017 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1828289)
Lie?

(I hope the one about your grandmother is true, I'm fascinated by that stuff)

Yeah. You got it. I have ridden a bike. Many times.

The Batlord 04-26-2017 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1828290)
Yeah. You got it. I have ridden a bike. Many times.

Too bad you didn't get the chance to **** a 13-year-old.


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