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Old 04-26-2017, 02:27 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Besides when I was an infant, I've never had blood drawn from me.

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Just a guess, for reasons.
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:27 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Skydiving = lie.
I guess that was an easy one.
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Old 04-26-2017, 02:33 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I guess that was an easy one.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:20 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I used to be a professional bunny-sitter.

I once attempted to cook a hot dog with a blowtorch.

I once ate an entire box of Count Chocula in my sleep.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:24 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I used to be a professional bunny-sitter.

I once attempted to cook a hot dog with a blowtorch.

I once ate an entire box of Count Chocula in my sleep.
Damn, you're good at this game. Just tell me which one it is, I give up.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:25 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I once ate an entire box of Count Chocula in my sleep.
I don't care if this is a lie or not.

I simply want it to be true with every fibre of my being.
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I used to be a professional bunny-sitter.

I once attempted to cook a hot dog with a blowtorch.

I once ate an entire box of Count Chocula in my sleep.
I need clarification on the last one.... oh its cereal?

The first one is a lie.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:37 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Chula, yes, of course the Count Chocula one was true.

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I need clarification on the last one.... oh its cereal?

The first one is a lie.
Correct! I've only been a bunny-sitter once, sadly-- not professionally. (It was a baby black bunny named Merlin.) That would be my dream job, though.
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:56 PM   #49 (permalink)
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cool thread frownland, surprised it took the site this long to have one like this.

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Old 04-26-2017, 04:03 PM   #50 (permalink)
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cool thread frownland, surprised it took the site this long to have one like this.

imma give it ago


i crashed my first car the day after i bought it
i've slept with my best friend's sister
at one point i had a full mixtape of me rapping over DOOM beats on my laptop
#3 is a lie.
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