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Old 04-26-2017, 12:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Ok easy...

I have never broken a bone

I sing and have always wanted to be a vocalist for a band

I think Manowar is atrocious
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Just don't piss in his mouth or shove stuff in his dick. He tends to frown upon that.
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I was once licensed to sell life insurance.
I stole a car years ago.
I had sex with a Chinese prostitute.
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:43 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I stole a car years ago.
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Ok easy...

I have never broken a bone
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Ok easy...

I have never broken a bone

I sing and have always wanted to be a vocalist for a band

I think Manowar is atrocious
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:46 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I was once licensed to sell life insurance.
I stole a car years ago.
I had sex with a Chinese prostitute.
I don't take you for someone to go and steal a car.

EDIT: Never broken a bone. So Pansy and Blank are wrong.
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:46 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I don't take you for someone to go and steal a car.

EDIT: Never broken a bone. So Pansy and Blank are wrong.
so the singing thing is the lie
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^^^^

Nope

Manowar is great!
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