Just a guess, for reasons.

I guess that was an easy one.

Delinquent.

I used to be a professional bunny-sitter.

I once attempted to cook a hot dog with a blowtorch.

I once ate an entire box of Count Chocula in my sleep.

Damn, you're good at this game. Just tell me which one it is, I give up.

I don't care if this is a lie or not.

I simply want it to be true with every fibre of my being.

I need clarification on the last one.... oh its cereal?

The first one is a lie.

Chula, yes, of course the Count Chocula one was true.

Correct! I've only been a bunny-sitter once, sadly-- not professionally. (It was a baby black bunny named Merlin.) That would be my dream job, though.

cool thread frownland, surprised it took the site this long to have one like this.

imma give it ago


i crashed my first car the day i bought it
i've slept with my best friend's sister
at one point i had a full mixtape of me rapping over DOOM beats on my laptop

I've read War and Peace cover-to-cover twice.
I've gone snow tubing shirtless.
I've had a splinter of wood driven halfway through my hand.

#3 is a lie.

Please let the last one not be a lie.

yeah it's true, unfortunately. long gone now tho.

:(

i had a few black friends growing up who rapped so for a few hears in high school i was "that" guy

Once was smoking a blunt with three black dudes and they started freestyling. When my turn came up they tried to bitch me into it but lol no.

real juggalos never back down


i would assume? i dunno, just seems they would have a gay motto like that or something.

Actually at the time I didn't listen to ICP or even know juggalos were a thing.

those were the good ol' days

There was actually, but it hadn't been posted in since 08 so I figured it was time for a revamp.

Lies. You've never even met Tristan's sister.

L'aye

One time I stole food from my roommate while he was eating. And instead of being nice about it, I smacked him and forced him to move away from it so I could eat it.

Every night, I like to run around my house and make as much noise as possible. I know other people are sleeping in the house, but it's something I absolutely have to do. Have done it for a few years now.

I've eaten a live rat before.

na it's the truth, although it wasn't as bad as it initially sounds. maybe still bad tho, i dunno. my friend was cool with it.

i'm glad the forum recognizes our bond though @Tristan

With you, I'm sure all of these are true.

I'd be glad to if my sister weren't 12 years old

I'll go again...

I ate 24 cheeseburgers from McDonalds on a dare when I was 17.

I once wrote my full name 300 times in somebody's basement during a college party.

When I was 15, my moped was stolen. A week later, some co-workers drove by on it and claimed they found it at a dump. I made them give it back to me.

Lie? I just assume you would have died of a gastric rupture if you actually did that.

24 cheeseburgers is unreal. What the ****.

This is true isn't it :D

It's a lie. However, I have witnessed my best friend do it. I stole his story for a lie. They were dollar menu singles by the way. No small feat but small indeed.

Lie. Seems unlikely.

I've never ridden a bike.

When I was 13 my first girlfriend left me cause she didn't like the idea of sex

My grandmother believes in reincarnation and has experienced flashbacks of her past lives

Edit: damnit Exo. You couldn't have waited two more minutes.

Lie?

(I hope the one about your grandmother is true, I'm fascinated by that stuff)

Yeah. You got it. I have ridden a bike. Many times.

Too bad you didn't get the chance to **** a 13-year-old.

Correct.

I've seen Paul McCartney live three times
I've performed life-saving surgery on a pet.
I once dated a girl who could put her ankles behind her head.

And Ki, I'm guessing they're all lies. But #3 especially.

*ahem*

Yeah dude, I edited it in about five seconds before you posted.

Oh. Well no, they're not all lies.

?

Sure. But this is also from a different perspective. Can you guess it?

Wembley!

You have neither the balls nor the sense of humour to pull this off.

I haven't been able to hear as well out of my right ear for a few years. Left is fine.

The first time I heard Trout Mask Replica, I listened to the whole thing and thought it sucked.

I am running a long term campaign with the goal of pestering The Batlord via PM until he watches Rick and Morty and I want to recruit anyone who's interested.

Holy **** you're smart.

I know part of #2 is true... but I don't remember you listening to the whole thing. Lie.

Love riddles. :beer:

Also, guess mine, you two.