Correct pet sounds and no I didn't MLM.

Wrong.

Marxism-Leninism-Maoism?

The first time I got stung by a bee I almost died.

I have a weird bladder condition where I have to self-catheterize twice a day.

When I was living in Japan I used to get into nightclubs for free by pretending I was from Whitesnake.

#3 for the win.

I'm hoping it's #2. #3 is a stretch, but specific enough that I want it to be true.

Both wrong. I've had plenty of bee stings when I was a kid and it never really fazed me. When I was 19 I spent a year in Japan. My housemate (a guy from San Francisco) and I both had really long wavy hair. Whitesnake were big at the time (it was '89) and it turned out to be an effective scam, worked about 4 times.

- I have a boycott against James Cameron's The Titanic and have since the day it was released.
- I always used to get a happy feeling from watching morning and/or midday cartoons.
- I remember being excited one time to show my dad some music in an RPG, but upon hearing it, he dismissed it as "church music."

#3 is a lie.

And since no one has guessed mine yet, I'll repost it:

Lie?