Music Banter Survivor

Neapolitan · 04-21-2017, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

First Barq's, and now boring ice cream. Next thing you'll be claiming Fritos are the best chip, you classy honey.

Frito's flavor twists honey bbq are the best.

The Batlord · 04-21-2017, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Remember when you called me a snob for not liking Velveeta?

Velveeta and macaroni is top notch survival food, *******.

Thelonious Monkey · 04-21-2017, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Can we just skip to Frownland vs. Batlord that's how we all know this should end for symbolic reasons

Yin v Yang

Dude, no. It's not fair that they get to win everything. Be smart, brother. This is serious. For once, we need to rise up and own them.

**Frownland** · 04-21-2017, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Velveeta and macaroni is top notch survival food, *******.

So far I've seen you get butthurt about velveeta, soda, and ice cream while trying to prompt a debate about chips which tells me that you are a passionate connoisseur of cheap white people food. So take your classless honkie accusation, cover it in mayonnaise and nutella, and eat it.

The Batlord · 04-21-2017, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

So far I've seen you get butthurt about velveeta, soda, and ice cream while trying to prompt a debate about chips which tells me that you are a passionate connoisseur of classless white people food. So take your classless honkie accusation, cover it in mayonnaise and nutella, and eat it.

Please, your lack of taste in things you don't feel the need to be snooty about makes it pretty clear you're a phony "connoisseur" of food in general, with the palate of a retarded donkey.

**Frownland** · 04-21-2017, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Please, your lack of taste in things you don't feel the need to be snooty about makes it pretty clear you're a phony "connoisseur" of food in general, with the palate of a retarded donkey.

I am not a food connoisseur, you are correct. Although I'd be inclined to say that being able to cook amazing food is a good alternative to having an expansive and detailed knowledge of ****ty food. Like Velveeta. You ever made your own cheese sauce or did you just decide which brand stands up best in the microwave? I get the feeling I'm better off here.

WWWP · 04-21-2017, 05:49 PM

Velveeta shells and cheese with frozen peas mixed in is my favorite comfort food

Neapolitan · 04-21-2017, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

So far I've seen you get butthurt about velveeta, soda, and ice cream while trying to prompt a debate about chips which tells me that you are a passionate connoisseur of cheap white people food. So take your classless honkie accusation, cover it in mayonnaise and nutella, and eat it.

If life gives you mayonnaise and nutella, then make a grilled sandwich out of it, that's what I always say. What you do is make a nutella sandwich (you can either add sliced bananas or jelly if you like), close the bread, put mayonnaise on the outside of the bread, then grill it in a frying pan. The mayo turns into oil and and the perfect golden brown sandwich you'll ever see.

The Batlord · 04-21-2017, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I am not a food connoisseur, you are correct. Although I'd be inclined to say that being able to cook amazing food is a good alternative to having an expansive and detailed knowledge of ****ty food. Like Velveeta. You ever made your own cheese sauce or did you just decide which brand stands up best in the microwave? I get the feeling I'm better off here.

Apparently Frownland microwaves macaroni in general.

Neapolitan · 04-21-2017, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Velveeta shells and cheese with frozen peas mixed in is my favorite comfort food

I like mac and cheese with stewed tomatoes.