Filthier than regular sex with your mom?

*high fives whoever posts after me*

*high five*

How ya doin', pal

I find this insulting

I couldn't make myself. It was ****ty

Hipsters always do.

Which is why it suited you perfectly. :finger:

Gimme the finger and I'mma finger you back :finger:

USERNAME BONANZA

Su*y cr**c****e: You're an alright poster and everything, but I felt psysically ill during that username discussion a few pages back

Mr. Tristan Rosenstock: I don't know what a rosenstock is, but it sounds snobby

Qwertyy: Looks like you did a half-assed piano glissando on your keyboard when choosing your username. Smh

Isbjorn is just too dumb to realize the brilliance of Norway Jose. It would have been one of the best screen names in the site's history. Instead he named himself after some lame polar bear.

lulz you got rekt by maddox?

I know, right? Even if he was dead set on the polar bear thing, he could have at least changed it to Eisbear.

I miss when Maddox was text only though. He's too laid back irl and it kind of ruins the image in my head of a loud, obnoxiously ranting *******.