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Merkaba 01-29-2006 05:48 PM
...you come anywhere near my arse and I'll bite your other hand off.

half_baked87 01-29-2006 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jibber
awww, what kind of dog? looks like a black lab
black lab/rotweiler cross. he's cute now, but he's going to be meeeeaaan lol.

dog 01-30-2006 05:37 AM
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my cocksucker of a dog bit me for christmas, the fucker develops amnesia every time i come back home, has no idea who i am, so i go to pet him, and he's fine, i scratch his ass and he suddenly remembers that he "doesn't know me" , starts growling and before i know it he's got my hand is his jaws!
maybe because you touched its butt.

Mr Sensitive 01-30-2006 08:11 AM
I must be the only one who thinks that it looks more like a rat than a dog.

Levithan 01-30-2006 11:48 AM
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Heres my brothers dog Fudge...the fatest whippet ever...and also the laziest

jibber 01-30-2006 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by half_baked87
black lab/rotweiler cross. he's cute now, but he's going to be meeeeaaan lol.
haha, thhhaattss nice. Just as long as it isn't a pitbull I think you'll be fine.

adidasss 01-30-2006 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz
maybe because you touched its butt.
no, he's just one of those dogs that you can't touch if they don't know you, and aparently, and i swear to god, this dog has some trouble with his memory, i practically raised him and this is how he repays me?! i'm not home for 3 months at a time, and when i come back he has no idea who i am and i can't get near him, then at the end of summer we're like best buddies because i play with him and give him food....next holidays, same thing.....

jibber 01-30-2006 06:16 PM
^ heh, that reminds me of a friend's dog. Only his dog loves absolutely everyone but him. It's hilarious, I'll go over to his house, his dog is all over me, such a sweet dog. My friend goes near him and it
lt'll start growling at him if he gets within two feet of it. And it's not as if this guy has abused his dog or anything, he's the nicest guy I've ever met, his dog is just screwed up.


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