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Old 09-15-2016, 12:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Title is self explanatory.

Alternative - pop music that thinks it's underground
Free jazz - do it wrong with style
Steve Wilson - allegedly complex elevator music
Mumford and Sons - banjos are so ****ing rustic
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Old 09-15-2016, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wolves In Sheepskin - thinks the music made is music.
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Old 09-15-2016, 12:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wolves in Sheepskin - tone deaf and criminally off time.
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Led Zeppelin - Inventing heavy metal without being metal.
Meat Loaf - Motorcycles made of cheese.
Def Leppard - When potential badassness flushes away...
Scorpions - Polished, but metal.
Kansas - Yes infused sea shanties.
Alice Cooper - Scary but not scary
Fleetwood Mac - Too popular for pop.
Genesis - The medieval age lives on.
Pink Floyd - We'll still call ourselves prog, bitch.
Soundgarden - Everybody was... FOPPIN'!

Grunge - Whiny teenagers playing punk metal
Shoegaze - Noisy and distroted, atmospheric and beautiful.
Punk - Classical symphonies in 3 chords.
Post-hardcore - Punk symphonies in more chords.
Alternative - Where punk succeeds today.
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Adele - Not Amy Winehouse, but close enough.
Lady Gaga - "gaga" or "gag-worthy?"
Justin Beiber - He's a crime-fighting beaver.
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Dolly Partoon - Perfect combination of breasts and vocals.
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Grunge - spurs fans who suck at foruming
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