Describe a Genre/Artist/Band In 6 or Fewer Words
 

Title is self explanatory.

Alternative - pop music that thinks it's underground
Free jazz - do it wrong with style
Steve Wilson - allegedly complex elevator music
Mumford and Sons - banjos are so ****ing rustic

Wolves In Sheepskin - thinks the music made is music.

What a flub

Wolves in Sheepskin - tone deaf and criminally off time.

Led Zeppelin - Inventing heavy metal without being metal.
Meat Loaf - Motorcycles made of cheese.
Def Leppard - When potential badassness flushes away...
Scorpions - Polished, but metal.
Kansas - Yes infused sea shanties.
Alice Cooper - Scary but not scary
Fleetwood Mac - Too popular for pop.
Genesis - The medieval age lives on.
Pink Floyd - We'll still call ourselves prog, bitch.
Soundgarden - Everybody was... FOPPIN'!

Grunge - Whiny teenagers playing punk metal
Shoegaze - Noisy and distroted, atmospheric and beautiful.
Punk - Classical symphonies in 3 chords.
Post-hardcore - Punk symphonies in more chords.
Alternative - Where punk succeeds today.

Genesis - I want to kill myself

Ke$ha - stalking me and my entire family

Adele - Not Amy Winehouse, but close enough.
Lady Gaga - "gaga" or "gag-worthy?"
Justin Beiber - He's a crime-fighting beaver.

Adele - neither Amy Winehouse, nor close enough

Dolly Partoon - Perfect combination of breasts and vocals.

Grunge - spurs fans who suck at foruming

The Gerogerigegege - One Two Three Four Bluaaargagagagagagah Gah

Deftones - bad

im v good at this

accurate.

Paris Hilton - did she actually make an album?

Despot - Afraid of dropping albums

Ninetales - wrong

Qwerty - has ****ty taste for liking Deftones

##### - doesn't know how to play instruments.

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:(

Def Leppard - Their mission was sex. They succeeded.

Are you calling their music sexy? Because if so, I know I'd love a girl who got turned on everytime I sang "Pour Some Sugar On Me."

My second fave song, btw.

Gross.

Batlord - surgically attached mouth to his hand
Ki - should post less
Frown - ****ty mod, cool dude, dramaqueen
Chula - likes little girls (cliche i know)
Nea - still my favorite plugger
Dread - <3

This is the new spill your guts thread imo. Lame burns for all..

DWV - Didn't read thread title

I am not a drama queen you dirty cocksucker.

lmao

1. I don't know what that means

2. Too many syllables

Idk either something about you never getting a real blowjob.

Also, Florence and the Machine - AMAZING. and even better live.

Harry Partch: See that? It's an instrument.
John Cage: Hear that? It's a song.
Moondog: Homeless Harry Partch
Steve Reich: It's all about phasing.
Brian Eno: Oblique Strategist. / Do something boring.
Raymond Scott: Every 60s futurama advert
Captain Beefheart: Carefully rehearsed and orchestrated chaos
Future Sound of London: The future sound of London.
Terry Riley: Pulse music on acid
Low: Punk rock played as slow as possible. Chilling.
Miles Davis: The birth of the cool.
Spiritualized - Ladies & Gentlemen, we are floating in space.
The Last Poets - When the revolution comes...
Sun Ra - Space is the place.
The KLF: Situationist anti-art Dadaesque publicity stunt at 3AM.
Dr. John: bayou hoodoo gris-gris voodoo

Tom Waits - Cigarettes and whiskey at the circus

F*ckin' poetry. Fantastic.

No, no, **** you, anti-deletion software. I'm messed up and you're interfering with my damage control.

Metal - heavier than rocks

Hardcore - kick to the ****ing dick

Led Zeppelin - we totally wrote that song

Kevin Gates - great artist, s**t person

Nirvana - soft gay friendly pop-rock

Metallica - soft gay friendly pop-rock