Describe a Genre/Artist/Band In 6 or Fewer Words
 

Title is self explanatory.

Alternative - pop music that thinks it's underground
Free jazz - do it wrong with style
Steve Wilson - allegedly complex elevator music
Mumford and Sons - banjos are so ****ing rustic

Wolves In Sheepskin - thinks the music made is music.

What a flub

Wolves in Sheepskin - tone deaf and criminally off time.

Led Zeppelin - Inventing heavy metal without being metal.
Meat Loaf - Motorcycles made of cheese.
Def Leppard - When potential badassness flushes away...
Scorpions - Polished, but metal.
Kansas - Yes infused sea shanties.
Alice Cooper - Scary but not scary
Fleetwood Mac - Too popular for pop.
Genesis - The medieval age lives on.
Pink Floyd - We'll still call ourselves prog, bitch.
Soundgarden - Everybody was... FOPPIN'!

Grunge - Whiny teenagers playing punk metal
Shoegaze - Noisy and distroted, atmospheric and beautiful.
Punk - Classical symphonies in 3 chords.
Post-hardcore - Punk symphonies in more chords.
Alternative - Where punk succeeds today.

Genesis - I want to kill myself

Ke$ha - stalking me and my entire family

Adele - Not Amy Winehouse, but close enough.
Lady Gaga - "gaga" or "gag-worthy?"
Justin Beiber - He's a crime-fighting beaver.

Adele - neither Amy Winehouse, nor close enough

Dolly Partoon - Perfect combination of breasts and vocals.

Grunge - spurs fans who suck at foruming