What The Next Batman Movie Should Be
 

If you are anything like me, you are sick of seeing the same Batman story over and over.

I want something different!

My opinion, the best Batman is the Flashpoint batman of Thomas Wayne. The jokers origin story is awesome! Batman is just so much darker and badass. I'm tired of seeing Batman being the same thing over and over again.

Do you guys agree? Do you want a new iteration of Batman or see the same tired out cliches?

Fat Batman.

I think The Long Halloween would make a good movie. Noir-ish Batman is usually the best Batman.

I rather they just go with Batman Beyond like the animated series. They are already aging Bruce Wayne. After this Affleck movie, they should go with Beyond.

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Otherkin Batman.

No! No!

Meh, Batman has been dark ever since Batman Begins, at least compared to other DC or MCU movies, so I'm not sure that's the direction that interests me.




Still waiting for a new Hulk movie though.... still waiting....

I'm not sure what the story is called but they should make a movie of the Batman story where he leaps through time a la Quantum Leap. That story is crazy yo, Batman goes back to the prehistoric era and inadvertently starts a Bat cult and sh*t.

Amen to that. In fact, why the hell isn't there a single noir Batman movie? That's kind of a sin for film.

The Last Batman: Oh My God Gotham I'm So Sick of Your Shit

Batman just tries to execute the whole town and kills people for two hours until one of them kills him and steals his suit to become the new Batman and everything returns to crap so we can do a sequel.

40's Batman
Adam West Batman
Burton/Scumacher Batman
Nolan Bataman
DC Extended Universe BAtman

Well, at least with the Extended Universe, we could get something legit good if DC actually picks up the pace.

Alien Hitler Batman.

Yes please.

There hasn't been one because it would be the majority of people to tears.

Fuck those guys, they probably think Minions are funny.

Batman in space still hasn't happened as far as I know. "...in space" movies have such a great track record after all...

Hey hey hey the Minions did nothing to you. Keep them out of this.

No. They are the embodiment of sin itself. They need to be held down and force ****ed.

that would make me laugh even more. I love seeing them get tortured. It adds to their comedic factor. You sure you aren't a secret Minions fan?

TFW you realize that the majority of Minions fans are kids...

Okay so you are calling yourself a kid?

Is that the realization you came to?

Oh you innocent mind. What I meant was a lot worse than that.