No one's seen Cannibal Holocaust? Geez, this is bad.

6.5/10

Some nice nihilism and exploitation scenes, but it wasn't really brilliant and the animal death scenes were pretty horrendous.

Captain America: Civil War

7.5/10

Really great Marvel movie, really good as a movie in general.

Guardians of the Galaxy

5/10 learn to ****ing act

Funny Games

9/10

First Haneke film I fell in love with (the American one.) Not only are the performances out of this world, but it's just so well directed and shot and the perfect introduction to Haneke as a director.

Caché

8/10

Love that we're led to believe it's the kid that the guys parents abandoned, but then turns vague and still a mystery.

Birdman

24 hours.

Spirited Away

Shit, I missed out on that. I love Birdman.

9/10 Hayao Miyazaki is a genius. Dude just knows how to make mature kids movies for all ages. Everything he touches is a magical journey into awesomeness.

2 Girls 1 Cup

2/1

The Revenant