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There once was
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ate a hook
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hand. And he
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to the bathroom
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for an hour.
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And he couldnt
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seem to get
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his hand to
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grasp his member
(We are talking about the pirate right. I assume so since cats don't hands. But there wasn't a clear transition between the two. At this rate it'll be an Ayn Rand novel.) |
And he had
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cancer of the
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prostate. He then
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shot up with
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so much heroin
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that his eyes
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urinated in anger.
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Anyway, back to
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this fucking cat
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The cat was
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orange and ate
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too many feathers
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made of fudge
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so he turned
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to Brooke Shields
(I meant to not into) |
with a raincoat
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in his paw
(it took 3 pages but we finaly know it's fucking gender.) |
while he stood
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in a pile
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of dead cats
(I'm just going to keep dragging this story into the gutter) |
so he ate
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some of them
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and some anti-depreasants
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because he shot
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Brooke Sheild's Big
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foot with a
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harpoon and went
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