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bobinatcat 07-25-2005 09:11 PM

3 word story
 
everyone knows how...

3 words per person and we create a critically acclaimed novel


....!

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 09:12 PM

There once was

bobinatcat 07-25-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zygomycota
There once was

a cat who

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:15 PM

ate a hook

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomesickAtSpaceCamp
ate a hook

from a pirate's

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:20 PM

hand. And he

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomesickAtSpaceCamp
hand. And he

had to go

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:26 PM

to the bathroom

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:28 PM

for an hour.

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:30 PM

And he couldnt

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:31 PM

seem to get

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:35 PM

his hand to

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:37 PM

grasp his member

(We are talking about the pirate right. I assume so since cats don't hands. But there wasn't a clear transition between the two. At this rate it'll be an Ayn Rand novel.)

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:39 PM

And he had

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:39 PM

cancer of the

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:39 PM

prostate. He then

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:40 PM

shot up with

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:41 PM

so much heroin

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:42 PM

that his eyes

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:44 PM

urinated in anger.

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:44 PM

Anyway, back to

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:45 PM

this fucking cat

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:45 PM

The cat was

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:47 PM

orange and ate

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:48 PM

too many feathers

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:49 PM

made of fudge

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 10:51 PM

so he turned

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 10:55 PM

to Brooke Shields

(I meant to not into)

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 10:57 PM

with a raincoat

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 11:00 PM

in his paw

(it took 3 pages but we finaly know it's fucking gender.)

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 11:01 PM

while he stood

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 11:02 PM

in a pile

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 11:02 PM

of dead cats

(I'm just going to keep dragging this story into the gutter)

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 11:04 PM

so he ate

Zygomycota 07-25-2005 11:04 PM

some of them

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 11:05 PM

and some anti-depreasants

HomesickAtSpaceCamp 07-25-2005 11:06 PM

because he shot

Lewiscode 07-25-2005 11:07 PM

Brooke Sheild's Big

bobinatcat 07-26-2005 12:54 AM

foot with a

dog 07-26-2005 05:25 AM

harpoon and went


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