Let Satan into your heart
 

For too long now, those Jesus freaks and Christian cultists have had it all their own way. I say it's time for a new dawn, a black dawn. Who's up for pledging their immortal soul to the Prince of Darkness? :D

I'd love to, but as a jew I don't have a soul. :(

As a Jamesbrownian I have a giant soul. I can share with you if you want.

Thanks, man! That's some inspiring stuff right here.

I tried that years ago...I waited like a 1/2 hour for Beelzebub himself to show.....Now Im older then 27 so I guess you know hes no use for me.

Hey, even the Lord of Darkness can't compete with rush hour traffic! Give the guy a break!

Geez, did you expect the man himself? He generally sets devils aside for us.

Aren't you an ordained minister?

That came later...

As opposed to Jesus, who knocks on your door after fifteen minutes with pizza and beer.